Jim Harbaugh Stars In God-Awful Rap Video

Officially usurping the Kardashian family as America’s greatest attention whore, Michigan Head Coach Jim “perpetual runner-up” Harbaugh is at it again. This time, in what has got to be his most bizarrely pathetic move, aligning himself with a Bay Area rapper formerly named “Hittman.” I guess spelling is not the “Michigan difference.”

Harbaugh is seen driving a maize colored supercar, shouting his trademark “who’s got it better than us? nobody!” rallying call like an 11-year-old butchering Borat lines, through each progressively grating chorus.

Harbaugh, who is apparently hell-bent on humiliating himself for the sake of publicity, now has a threat to the throne of his own oddity previously held by his obsession with teenage sleepovers.

Who’s got it better than Michigan? Well, Coach, how about your friends in Columbus?

  1. RedFormanFTW

    anyone who doesn’t have to make a corny ass video like this to try and steal some recruits from Urban has it better than you.

    10 years ago at 12:19 pm
  2. Howard Feltersnatch

    Can we add Harbaugh to the list of people that need to shut the fuck up?

    10 years ago at 4:51 pm