John Daly Doesn’t Believe In Working Out, Says “I Don’t Workout, I Put Out”
John Daly is currently tearing up The Open Championship wearing a killer outfit. As I type this, he is sitting at -4 with a little par putt left to go on 11 (update: he missed and is back to -3). This week, he already provided us with this great Vine of him shamelessly ripping a heater right after being interviewed:
Earlier this morning, before his round, BBC TV asked him about his thoughts on all the big time Tour players and their workout habits. His response was gold:
“All these kids work out. I don’t workout. I put out.”
I love it. Just classic John Daly. Sure, he hasn’t won a major since 1995 and only has three top-10 finishes since 2005. He doesn’t care about the health of his body, he still puts out. We’re talking about a guy who crushes beers and smokes during his round. That’s who he is.
Plus, do we really want John Daly working out? That completely changes who he is. Look at Dufner. Ever since he started being body-conscious, he’s lost his edge, his wife, and me as a fan. Not saying the two go hand-in-hand, but it’s a pretty big coincidence.
Keep it up, John. The golf world needs you..
[via USA Today]
Image via Vine
This Guy Fucks.
10 years ago at 10:33 amTop 10 best quotes from a show, easily
10 years ago at 2:11 pmIgnoring GDI’s in your presence like Russ Hanneman ignores Erlich. TFM.
10 years ago at 8:54 pmDaly doesn’t drink or gamble anymore. He was asked about this a few years ago in an interview, and his response is one of the greatest ever. Reporter: “John, you lost your wife and millions of dollars due to your excessive gambling and drinking habits. You recently overcame those habits — care to tell us how?” Daly: “Cigarettes and sex, man.”
10 years ago at 10:34 amDaly did lose a bunch of weight in 2009. I saw him at the PGA Championship and he just looked sad. I think it is actually better for him to be fat.
10 years ago at 10:48 amThis guy is just one big, loveable TFM.
10 years ago at 11:01 amWent through the forgot password thing just to say fuck Harrison Lee and his shitty articles
10 years ago at 1:01 pmJust curious: what was it about this particular article that finally pushed you over the edge?
10 years ago at 1:53 pmYou’re going to have to come up with better insults to move out of rushee status.
10 years ago at 3:04 pmPassing out alone in Hooters. TFTC?
10 years ago at 1:36 pm“Cigarettes and sex, man.” TFM
10 years ago at 2:43 pm“I tried but every time I worked out I threw up, and I thought to myself that you can get drunk and throw up, so it’s just not for me, I’d rather smoke, drink Diet Cokes and eat.”
10 years ago at 8:25 pmThere are two types of heroes in this world. You have the Jordan Spieths and the John Dalys. Either way it’s a life I want to live.
10 years ago at 6:09 am