So one time Phil Mickelson, Payne Steward, Ben Crenshaw and myself were playing a round of hammer. As normal it started out pretty light, ya know $50 bets and such. We finally reach the 18th green. Payne, Ben, and myself all missed out birdie puts and Phil had about a 13-14 footer left. By this point we’ve got $1,600 on the line and Payne bails out. He doesn’t want any part of it. I say “Payne, there’s no way he can make it. He doesn’t have a chance. It’s 14 feet with a right to left break.” All while Phil can hear me. Payne still wants out and Ben begins to agree with Payne and backs out too. But I can’t so I look to Phil and I say “put it, bitch” so Phil walks over and sinks it, center cup. And that’s when I knew he was gonna be great.
Shut the hell up you fucking pike! God I fucking hate you. Your fraternity sucks ass and is known for butt-chugging and you don’t deserve to be on this site because you’re not fucking frat. Phi Phi somewhere else ya fackin chodewagon.
So one time Phil Mickelson, Payne Steward, Ben Crenshaw and myself were playing a round of hammer. As normal it started out pretty light, ya know $50 bets and such. We finally reach the 18th green. Payne, Ben, and myself all missed out birdie puts and Phil had about a 13-14 footer left. By this point we’ve got $1,600 on the line and Payne bails out. He doesn’t want any part of it. I say “Payne, there’s no way he can make it. He doesn’t have a chance. It’s 14 feet with a right to left break.” All while Phil can hear me. Payne still wants out and Ben begins to agree with Payne and backs out too. But I can’t so I look to Phil and I say “put it, bitch” so Phil walks over and sinks it, center cup. And that’s when I knew he was gonna be great.
10 years ago at 2:32 pmStewart* damn
10 years ago at 2:33 pmYou expect me to read this ?
10 years ago at 4:02 pmprove it
10 years ago at 4:58 pmlearn how to spell “putt” during your lap
10 years ago at 8:39 pmTL:DR
10 years ago at 12:25 pmWhat a legend.
10 years ago at 5:39 am“Moving on from gambling $55 million.” Genius.
10 years ago at 1:32 pmShut the hell up you fucking pike! God I fucking hate you. Your fraternity sucks ass and is known for butt-chugging and you don’t deserve to be on this site because you’re not fucking frat. Phi Phi somewhere else ya fackin chodewagon.
10 years ago at 11:23 ambreathe try-hard, breathe
10 years ago at 1:05 pmHow bout I just whoop your ass?
10 years ago at 1:27 pmPlease god no. I don’t think my TFM account could handle such a beatdown.
10 years ago at 5:50 pmIt couldn’t. I’d fucking wreck your shit bro.
10 years ago at 8:56 am