Johnny Manziel Allegedly Bought 300 Fireball Shots And Beers For An Entire Columbus Bar Last Night
9 years ago

Johnny Manziel Bought 300 Fireball Shots And Beers For An Entire Bar Last Night

Two years ago, Johnny Manziel was getting ready for his draft day slide to the Cleveland Browns. This year, he found himself unemployed and without any sort of interest from one of the NFL’s 32 teams to pick him up. What’s a guy like Johnny to do in that situation? Well, hit the bars of course.

Twitter user @WillBurge took a nice photo of Johnny Football out in a Columbus bar getting ready for the Justin Bieber concert.

Some people might say he looks sad in this picture. I just think he’s trying to get the bartender’s attention or haggling with him. If Johnny was sad last night while his former team was selecting Corey Coleman out of Baylor, then why would he party it up after the Bieber concert and buy the entire bar drinks?

What better way to remind yourself that you’re still rich and can party than by buying the entire bar Fireball and Miller Lites? You might be thinking, “why not buy top shelf stuff since he’s so rich?” A fair point, but Johnny is at a Columbus bar, probably with Ohio State students, so he knows what college kids drink. He’s just really good at connecting with his target market.

Image via Twitter/@WillBurge

  4. Hurricane Christie

    I didn’t know Johnny was a belieber. I guess it’s too late for him to say sorry

    9 years ago at 11:08 am
    1. Frock_Lesnar

      Picking up chicks at a Bieber concert has to be like dunking on a 7 foot rim

      9 years ago at 11:19 am
      3. JackDawson

        Being unemployed and collecting off of the government as a lifestyle. NF. Being unemployed and collecting money to keep yourself going because you lost your job and/or are having trouble finding one in what can be an unforgivingly competitive market. Ok in my book.

        9 years ago at 1:00 pm
      8. Bing Bong

        From someone who just went through a 4 month job hunt and would have needed to tap into unemployment were it not for my savings, I appreciate this comment.

        9 years ago at 1:47 pm
    2. Cory_and_Trevor

      Or they could post all the other people who have failed seeing as its fucking friday

      9 years ago at 3:46 pm
  8. ADVnAUB

    This guy is gonna keep buying college kids drinks until he cant even afford to buy that tri sig in the corner that looks semi attractive after 10 tequila shots a fucking vegas bomb

    9 years ago at 11:20 am
  10. FrattyMacDaddyTFM

    Johnny is like the Jehovah’s Witness. If you just fucking ignore them, they will go away.

    9 years ago at 11:42 am
  11. Boatshoe Bastard

    Kid just needs to take the L that life has given him and move on, his family is still loaded, just go home to daddy’s millions and do all the drugs you want

    9 years ago at 12:06 pm