Johnny Manziel Boarded Flight To Cabo In A Josh Gordon Browns Jersey, Was Apparently Reeking Of Weed

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Everybody’s favorite Ryan Leaf impersonator, Johnny Manziel, is trending again on social media for all the wrong reasons.

Manziel was spotted boarding a flight recently in a Josh Gordon Cleveland Browns jersey (or, and this is just wishful thinking, a Colt McCoy jersey) by some unsuspecting tourists. The flight’s destination? Cabo. Because of course Johnny Football is heading down to Cabo.

Long gone are the days of chartered flights for Manziel, who probably had to book this one using Southwest’s ‘Wanna Get Away’ fares.

It’s been anything but a graceful fall from the top for Manziel, whose dad recently called him a drug dealer and said he belonged in jail. It feels like we get a new negative Manziel story a week, and not because we are out searching for them. It’s like watching a compilation of all of our biggest mistakes play out on a week-to-week basis from a remorseless, likely teetering-on-broke douche.

Someone recently described Manziel’s epic collapse as the “Lindsay Lohan meltdown of professional sports,” but I don’t think Lohan’s was nearly as embarrassing or shameless as this one.

Don’t forget to tune in next week, when 15 dead hookers are found at a plushy Mexican resort and authorities attempt to sink a yacht chartered by Manziel on its course to Cuba.

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  1. VandyConservative

    Hanging out with Josh Gordon and smells like weed? Who woulda thought.
    In all honesty I wish he would get help. Incredibly gifted and used to have such grit and game. It isn’t often that O-linemen have to repeatedly pull their QB out of near fights with linebackers. If he had kept that edge he might’ve been something.

    10 years ago at 12:58 pm
    1. nolenation44

      It’s only because of those lineman that he got into the fights in the first place. He knew nothing was gonna happen to him.

      10 years ago at 1:11 pm
      1. Steroid are frat

        It’s not like he will ever be poor in his life his parents and him are millionaires if he wants to be a piece of shit let him it’s a victimless crime

        10 years ago at 1:46 pm
  2. Bush Light

    I don’t really give a shit, but I’d like to see him go to rehab, come back and wreck the league. Only to piss off all the people who hate him because he’s a “rich white young male who had everything handed to him.”

    Disclaimer: This will never actually happen.

    10 years ago at 1:16 pm
    1. ZeteNJ

      There’s for sure already a team of 3 or 4 guys in Bristol writing segments, drafting theme music and making graphics for the beyond inevitable Manziel 30 for 30.

      10 years ago at 5:48 pm
    2. Gary Becker

      Why does everyone keep making this tired 30 for 30 joke? He’s a dime a dozen washed up star college player. Ryan Leaf and Jamarcus Russell would make more interesting 30 for 30s — at least they were drafted top 2.

      10 years ago at 10:12 pm
    1. Frattie Smalls

      How is crashing and burning while developing a serious substance abuse habit instead of making millions of dollars playing football badass? The guy obviously needs help. What’s happening to him shouldn’t be encouraged at all, whether it’s a celebrity you’ll never meet or not.

      10 years ago at 2:09 pm
  3. Nutterbutter

    Can we stop caring about this guy already? He’s just your typical drug story fuck up, I don’t know why y’all care so much about him. When did being a fuck up become frat? Actually never mind, Manziel’s down hill ride is an accurate depiction of how this site has gone.

    10 years ago at 1:49 pm
    1. That Last Beer

      I think the stories are good especially since this site used to worship the guy and it goes to show that college is fun and all but you really do have to stop partying sometime.

      10 years ago at 4:33 pm
  4. Horned_Frog

    Can we please stop glorifying the dude? He has debilitating addiction that’s ruining his life. There’s nothing frat about that.

    10 years ago at 2:11 pm