Takes A Big Man To Admit When He’s #LostInTheSauce
9 years ago

Like all of us, Johnny Manziel spent too much time in the sauce in 2016. The good news is he realized it, acknowledged it, then announced that it’s #ComebackSZN. I still have no idea what “lost in the sauce” means but if it can make someone act like a douche then it’s best to stay out the sauce.

Just listening to Bad and Boujee and throwing around weights and staying out the sauce. Our boy is making a comeback.

Okay so I think I just learned what lost in the sauce means on my own. Also I’m pretty sure this video of Manziel running by the beach in Hawaii doing the spinning, tongue-out video selfie move is the visual representation of being lost in the sauce.

💨✌🏼️🖕🏼

A video posted by Johnny Manziel (@jmanziel2) on

See you at the top, Johnny.

  3. AndrewsMomsAss

    Andrew once mistook tarter sauce for rice pudding! He was #LostInTheSauce!

    9 years ago at 4:11 pm
      3. FratPoppa

        For what it’s worth, I understand. Whether you are a troll or actually serious, I laugh. But if you are serious, go fuck your mother.

        9 years ago at 7:32 pm
      4. KSig1869ab

        Shut the fuck up you little shithead. I gave you a chance to fight and you pussed out. So just shut the fuck up.

        9 years ago at 1:29 am
      5. AndrewsMomsAss

        Thank you, Larry! I’m sure thevaginator knows all about getting beat! And by getting beat I mean masturbating while watching Dora the Explorer!

        9 years ago at 4:45 pm
  6. Jonas

    Johnny Manziel is and always will be Johnny football, regardless of how much sauce he is lost in

    9 years ago at 5:47 pm
  7. CrookedHalo

    He by “sauce” he means meth snorted out of skanks’ warted sphincters, then OK.
    Godspeed Johnny Football. Cleveland still needs a QB.

    9 years ago at 12:25 am
  8. SigEpOB

    A good start for JFF would be to not charge money for selfies and autographs at the super bowl

    9 years ago at 6:49 am