Johnny Manziel’s Browns Jerseys Are Now Selling For $2 On The Clearance Rack

El Taco10 years ago

When Johnny Manziel was first drafted by the Cleveland Browns, he led the league in jersey sales. Now, stores are practically paying you to buy his jersey.

Johnny Football’s time in a Browns jersey is up, and, if you needed more proof of that, then check out this picture of a store trying to get rid of JFF jerseys.

Ouch.

The pic is from a place called Grove City Outlet Mall located in shitdick Pennsylvania. I assume JFF jerseys weren’t the hottest sellers there to start with. Still, if anyone lives nearby, I’ll trade you a case of Natty if you pick me up six of those jerseys.

From the looks of it, the jerseys don’t appear to be real, authentic NFL jerseys.They look more like those ones your mother buys you at Wal-mart because she knows you’re a fan of a certain team but doesn’t know that you don’t fuck with poorsies. Thanks for the thought, mom, but I don’t want to have the same Wal-mart shirt that Billy Ray Joe’s wearing to the monster truck event!!!

I’m still perplexed that Manziel’s jersey can fall so low. That’s a quality party shirt, just like how whenever someone brings out a Michael Vick Falcons jersey, someone’s like, “Awww, that’s awful. You’re a twisted fuck,” and then everyone goes on raging their goddamn faces off.

All this and JFF hasn’t even been convicted of a crime yet. The worst thing he’s done is enjoy a little booger sugar. That’s all.

By the way, anyone check and see if he’s survived Cabo yet? He supposedly went sober, but I honestly don’t know if that’s possible for him.

Poor Johnny. Hopefully your Arena Football League jerseys will fare better..

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