Johnny Manziel’s Hangover Saga In Taiwanese Animation

The ongoing saga of Johnny Manziel’s early departure from the Manning Passing Academy has grabbed national headlines and started a “Get your facts straight” battle that doesn’t seem to be near resolution quite yet. Johnny’s sister even got in the mix, calling out ESPN college football reporter Joe Schad.

There’s a whole lot more to it than that, though. If you need to get caught up, you’re in luck. An unlikely source, a Taiwanese animation company, put together this amazingly accurate recount of the events leading up to, during, and after Manziel left the Manning camp.

From golfing in full football uniform with his human-sized Heisman, to hanging with LeBron and slugging back 5 gallon Bud Diesels, to thwarting approaching barroom hookers in favor of his trophy, to tossing small children aside like rodents from a wheel of cheese, to getting his photo pissed on by said children, to getting hammered and sleeping with the Stiff Arm, to getting in a violent collision with a bar and blowing chunks all over his old man, it’s got it all.

[via Busted Coverage]

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  1. Apathy

    Your hungover departure from a football camp attracting more international attention than the Zimmerman trial. TFM

    13 years ago at 12:33 pm
  2. KeystoneOvaEverythin

    That was amazing. How is this not EVERYWHERE on the internet? I’m not even being sarcastic, I loved that.

    13 years ago at 12:34 pm
  3. Make it a FRATurday

    They really solidified their credibility with the stereotype of the panda at the end.

    13 years ago at 12:47 pm
  4. Ruger_Dern

    wut teh fuk wuz dat greene pewp shet dat shawt him in2 teh air? halfweigh thru i thot he wuz guna git raped bi a tentickle monster…dis iz y we newked dem

    13 years ago at 1:19 pm
  5. Green Eggs and Slams

    Panda Bears quadruple back-flipping off a water slide into a pool of “LOL”s and table-grade women. TFM.

    13 years ago at 5:53 pm