Jordan Spieth Chugs Booze Out Of The Claret Jug Like A Champ
Here I was crushing leg day at Lifetime Fitness when Zach Johnson’s caddie, Damon Green, tried to sneak one by, late night. Green posted photos from the British Open champion’s PJ on Facebook and thought I wasn’t going to see Spieth getting after it, housing down some of what I can only imagine is the finest champagne on the planet. Not on my watch, old man. The content grind just never stops.
Now some of you might have issues with Jordan taking pulls from the Claret Jug, since he finished 4th after all, but not me. Rather, I’m in the camp that this is the ultimate power move by Jordan here. Absolute savagery cuckolding ZJ like that. It would have been less offensive if he bent Johnson’s wife, Kim, over a chair and had his way with her right there in front of the whole gang to see.
“Hey, Jordan. Are you done with the…no? That’s okay. Take your time.” .
[via Golf Channel]
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10 years ago at 11:30 pmI’m with you
10 years ago at 6:43 amI support this movement.
10 years ago at 6:44 amObviously enough to let us know twice
10 years ago at 7:17 amYour name on the other hand is about as cool as a handjob from a gorilla
10 years ago at 7:39 amI support this
10 years ago at 9:15 amHey Dan, how does Spieth’s dick taste?
10 years ago at 11:35 pmI’d like to say, without shame, that it tastes pretty damn good.
10 years ago at 11:56 pmJust testing his form for when he wins it for himself.
10 years ago at 11:37 pmDance connoisseur? He’s an expert dance taster?
10 years ago at 11:39 pm95% of the time I start a sentence, I have no idea where it’s going.
10 years ago at 11:42 pmI’m 95 percent sure helmet stickers edited this.
10 years ago at 7:58 amFuck you, TFM. Spieth is the man but you’re gonna accidentally make me hate him.
10 years ago at 12:00 amI don’t know. I kind of appreciated this article. As long as they don’t do him like Dan Bilzerian.
10 years ago at 12:04 amThat’s fair but it’s a slippery slope
10 years ago at 4:03 amI think it helps that Spieth is a legitimately good guy to begin with.
10 years ago at 6:29 amThe day spieth brags about banging hookers with his dad’s money like bilzerian does is the day he loses my respect. I think we will be alright
10 years ago at 7:17 amJordan is a real stud.
10 years ago at 7:19 amShapelessly chugging out of a trophy you didn’t win. TFM.
10 years ago at 8:46 amZach Johnson plays golf because he had to pick a profession that he could wear a hat constantly to cover his balding head
10 years ago at 9:49 amNo, that happens when you have to wear a hat for the majority of your career.
10 years ago at 10:09 amCan we replace all the Bilzerian nonsense with more Spieth stuff? The guy is one of the great up-and-coming Americans.
10 years ago at 10:55 am