Jordan Spieth Selects “Traditional Texas Barbecue” As Masters Dinner

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2015 Masters champion and potential greatest-golfer-of-all-time Jordan Spieth selected the menu for the traditional Masters winners dinner, and the native Texan went with exactly what you would expect: Texas barbecue.

Spieth, a Dallas native, will fill his fellow golfers up with traditional Texas brisket and sausage at the dinner — held every year on the eve of the tournament. Winners from the previous year are in charge of making the menu selections, and Spieth is clearly doing everyone a favor by choosing the best damn food on the planet.

From Hookem.com:

“I’ve still got a bit of time before I have to advise the officials at Augusta National but I am leaning towards a Texas-like barbecue,” Spieth said in the report. “So it will be a choice of Texan meats as my main meal choice.”

According to tradition, each year before the annual tournament in Augusta, Ga., the previous year’s winner chooses a meal for the rest of the golfers competing in the tournament. Previous champs have selected dinner offerings from their environs. Former champion Sandy Lyle infamously offered up haggis (a Scottish dish made with either sheep heart, liver or lungs) as his meal of choice in 1989. Georgia native Bubba Watson went traditional southern with grilled chicken, macaroni and cheese, mashed potatoes, corn and cornbread.

In his first dinner as winner of the tournament, Tiger Woods fed golfers clubhouse casual with his cheeseburgers and french fries offering in 1998.

As someone who has lived in the Carolinas and Texas, I can confidently say that it doesn’t get better than Texas BBQ. Moist brisket with some sausage, cream corn, slaw and mac and cheese topped off with a Dr. Pepper is probably the best meal humans ever created. I’m sure you Kansas City folks have a great time with your ribs, but come on, this is Texas. If Texas does one thing right, it’s barbecue.

Maybe Spieth is just trying to fatten up all the other golfers so they get tired and groggy and perform like shit in the first round. Let’s be honest, there is no portion control when it comes to Texas BBQ. You eat until you fall asleep or have a heart attack.

I wonder what BBQ joint Spieth is going to have cater the meats, if that is even an option. I believe Austin-native and two-time Masters winner Ben Crenshaw flew in Salt Lick BBQ after his last victory. That’s probably the right move here, too.

[via Hookem.com]

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    1. Ron_Draper

      That’s because he’s a remote writer…. Not even the jabronis at TFM can stand seeing him every day

      10 years ago at 5:03 pm
  1. StoryTeller

    Not a dinner for just any of the golfers competing in the tournament…limited to past champions

    10 years ago at 2:33 pm
  2. Davis Loves the Frat

    Steve, serious question: Why the fuck do you keep commentating on a story after you deliver the news? I read your opening summary and copy/pasted portion and was satisfied, but then proceeded to read your three paragraph opinion and became disappointed. You need to learn, among other things, when to shut the fuck up.

    10 years ago at 2:42 pm
    1. Fratty McFratFrat

      He has to add some fluff to reach the minimum word count required by the editors.

      10 years ago at 6:25 am
      1. Fratty McFratFrat

        “News items” submitted by the remote writers should be 300-500 words. SteveHolt articles would never make that without the meaningless fluff at the end.

        10 years ago at 6:35 am
  3. Yoo Im Dickered

    Steve’s here riding Texas’ dick about how good their barbecue is and didn’t even commemorate his respects to remember the Alamo.

    10 years ago at 3:05 pm