"Just like the space race, bitch!" After beating the Russian exchange student out the door after class. TFM.

  1. Pledges Eat Me

    Asking a German exchange student if he’s ever seen any concentration camps that are museums?

    13 years ago at 7:06 pm
  2. Fratimir_Putin

    “I see no God up here”-Yuri Gargarin; first man in space and a RUSSIAN

    13 years ago at 7:22 pm
    1. the fratness monster

      ^^ False, he never said that. That quote was used for propaganda purposes since the ussr was anti religion by Khrushchev himself. In God we trust, our nation’s motto since the 50s to combat those godless commies.

      13 years ago at 8:45 pm
    2. fratcoon

      I don’t see a Russian flag on the moon commie, just the good ole Stars and Stripes.

      13 years ago at 12:14 am
    1. Fratistocrat

      They’re kinky as fuck and sass you back while they actually love to be bossed around.

      13 years ago at 7:11 pm
  3. TheGent

    Russians actually got to space before we did, but great job on making Americans look stupid.

    13 years ago at 8:26 pm
    1. bourboncountry

      ^The United States joined the space race after the Russians put a few pussy satellites into orbit, after that point it was a race to put a man on the moon. Which is one place, I am proud to say, no communist bastard has ever set foot on. But good job making yourself look stupid.

      13 years ago at 8:41 pm
    2. bourboncountry

      ^ Not on the moon which was the “finish line” of the space race you fucking dumbass

      13 years ago at 9:06 pm
    3. ChestertheMolester

      Bourbons right. The finish line of the space race was the moon, But yes don’t fucking comment on your post.

      13 years ago at 7:18 am
    4. TKEpledge

      Jesus…..the Soviets won the space race. No, they didn’t have “A few pussy satellites”, they had the first MAN in space. No, the “Finish line” of the space race wasn’t “The moon”. Want a hint? It was SPACE. Weird how they called it the space-race. If you race your drunk brother to mcdonalds, the winner isn’t the first to finish his burger. Its who gets there first. Please, stop making Americans look stupid, and PLEASE, don’t reproduce.

      13 years ago at 8:44 am
    5. ChestertheMolester

      Yea but America was the first on the moon. All your other communist propaganda comments are invalid. God bless America and Go Dawgs.

      13 years ago at 10:17 am
    6. gatorjoe95

      Why can’t you stupid uneducated try-hards just accept that America isn’t perfect at everything? (Blasphemy, execute him!) Sure we helped win two world wars, have a proud history, and a lot of technology we take for granted was invented here. But we have a history of not living up to the vision of our founding fathers. We blundered in Korea, blundered in Vietnam, blundered in Iraq, we funded dictators and sponsored genocides. Not to mention we elected two of the worst presidents in our history just this century. And no one in history has ever said the “finish line” of the space race was the Moon. America is a great country, but it’s not a perfect country by a long shot. So stop being try-hard dumbasses. If we keep thinking America is perfect we will be blind to its many problems and allow it to decline into oblivion.

      13 years ago at 1:43 pm
    1. Fratrick_Baitman

      Still trying. Farah Abraham. Its hasn’t been uploaded yet to the web. I check daily.

      13 years ago at 9:08 am
  4. SupremeGrandFratstar

    Who is this space race bitch you speak of, and where can I meet her? Or do you not use commas to indicate direct address in Kentucky?

    13 years ago at 10:32 pm