Justin Tuck’s New Facemask Was Designed By Satan

Rob Fox13 years ago

Seriously, look at that thing, it’s freaking terrifying. This doesn’t look like it should be protecting someone’s face, it looks like it should be protecting everyone else FROM a face. I’m pretty sure Tuck’s design meeting went like this:

Helmet Designer: Okay Justin, I understand you want a new helmet, one that will strike fear into the other players. What kind of look were you going for?

Justin Tuck: Okay so here’s what I got. I had this dream last night that Hannibal Lecter from “Silence of the Lambs” turned into an evil robot, but instead of eating people he eats their souls… for robot fuel. I want to look like that.

Helmet Designer: Evil soul eating robot Hannibal Lecter? Yeah I think we can do that.

Justin Tuck: Nice.

Here’s the original photo:

• [image via Barstool Sports Philly]