Justin Verlander Gets Blackout Drunk On Kate Upton’s Birthday To Get Over Worst Game Ever
On June 15, 2014, Justin Verlander gave up seven runs on eight hits in 5.2 innings of work. The start also included four walks, a hit batter, and throwing only 16 first-pitch strikes to the 29 batters he faced. Verlander would call it his worst game ever. He’s had a few other stinkers this year that could probably compete for that title as well, but that’s not the point. The point here is how JV handled it. Did he hit the film room to see what tweaks he could make? Maybe read the fuck out of some scouting reports for his next opponent?
In an ESPN interview, JV’s girl, Kate Upton, revealed how Justin dealt with the poor start.
From ESPN:
“It was my birthday, and he had probably like his worst game ever, and no one had any idea how he’d respond to his worst game ever,” Upton said. “He vented to me in the car and was like, ‘I am going to get blackout drunk.’”
It’s called hitting the reset button. You can’t be upset about what you can’t remember. Verlander just uses the oldest trick in the book and gets shit-hammered wasted to suppress a bad outing — even if it’s his girlfriend’s birthday. You have to respect that..
[via ESPN]

A man we should all look up too
11 years ago at 1:14 pm“I’m a professional athlete slammin’ ham on the regular with Kate Upton.” There, JV, repeat that until you feel better.
11 years ago at 1:21 pmLeave it to a pitcher
11 years ago at 1:23 pmThat means two things in this situation.
11 years ago at 1:27 pmI’m green with envy for some reason
11 years ago at 1:27 pmGetting black out drunk on your girlfriend’s birthday and in all likelihood failing to get it up. TFM
11 years ago at 1:46 pmI bet he still smashed.
11 years ago at 1:49 pmEven when JV loses, he still wins.
11 years ago at 2:03 pmSomeone should hack iCloud.
11 years ago at 3:03 pm