KA From Texas State Hooks His Brother’s Lip While Fishing
“(Laughing) Oh man, I just received a Snapchat from some friends at Texas State. They showed their buddy laying in the emergency room with a fish hook stuck through his top lip.” – W.R. Bolen
“Get them to send you a picture,” I followed with. “That type of shit doesn’t happen every day.” They sent it, along with an email describing how it all went down.
Here’s their account of the story:
We were fishing at South Padre Island in the flats. Using top water lures. I hooked up on a fish and [name redacted] decided to use the same one. He was standing behind me while changing his lure and when I went to cast, I hooked him in the cheek and top lip. We were about 45 minutes from the dock so it took forever to get back. They prescribed him some drugs so now were going to abuse them, naturally.
Naturally.
Fishing trip mishaps seem to be among the funniest out of all sporting events or outdoor pastimes. They usually involve a boating or fishing related minor injury, and someone falling in the water. We just hope a camera is rolling when they happen. Some of them, like this one, turn out to be internet gold.
For the recipient, a hook to the mouth might be one of the shittiest of all the possible fishing accidents. It’s probably pretty awesome for everyone else, though. However, if you do happen to take a hook to the grill, Costas in the E.R. is the only way to cope with the pain.

The order chooses well
13 years ago at 5:19 pmIn other news, fishing accidents happen.
13 years ago at 5:20 pmSlow day, huh?
13 years ago at 5:21 pmStill not as bad as going hunting with Dick Cheney.
13 years ago at 5:25 pmOr riding with Ted Kennedy.
13 years ago at 5:58 pmor cutting trees down with Ted Nugent
13 years ago at 6:59 pmOr walking with Trayvon.
13 years ago at 7:42 pm^You win.
13 years ago at 8:47 pmAnd StinkFinger with the W.
13 years ago at 9:43 pmOr skiing with Sonny
13 years ago at 9:58 pmOr doing anything with a Pike.
13 years ago at 8:33 amOr texting with Anthony Weiner
13 years ago at 11:14 amBill Dance is laughing himself sick right now
13 years ago at 6:56 pmBill Dance references. FaF.
13 years ago at 9:13 pmTexas State. NF.
13 years ago at 9:41 pmOh yeah? What the fuck do you know dickhead?
13 years ago at 10:02 pmKAs from Texas state huh Dorn prolly hooked his boyfriend
13 years ago at 11:13 pmPacking a fat lip.
13 years ago at 11:15 pmYou went to the ER for this? Steve-O did that then jumped in the ocean with sharks..
13 years ago at 12:12 amThis isn’t news
13 years ago at 11:09 am