Paying to have friends? No, I think I pay to have a maid, a cook, and live in a 10 million dollar house in college. How does your off campus apartment look now, geed? TFM.

  1. Fratterall

    Nice man. I live on the 12th floor in my own apartment overlooking campus that probably costs more in a month than your dues. How does living in a house with 50 other dudes sound now?

    14 years ago at 10:18 pm
    1. fijisweetheart

      I don’t know any sorostitutes that would rather sleep at a random guy’s “nice” apartment than a fraternity house.

      14 years ago at 10:35 pm
    2. magic frat #9

      Wow, Fratterall is way richer than anyone else. You should want to live in your fraternity house.

      14 years ago at 10:36 pm
    3. Ryan Fratams

      While your watching everyone frat hard at their fratcastles you can stay at home, sip your $1,000 dollar Moscato, and cry your self to sleep after you masterbate to 80’s porn you fuckin GDI.

      14 years ago at 9:29 am
  2. Count Fratula

    If wherever you’re living cost less than 12 million dollars, you’re a GDI. Only true fratdaddies can afford something like that, especially at college. It’s hard being one of the few people that truly live frat in this world.

    -written while on my yacht

    14 years ago at 12:17 am
  3. gamma delt

    i dont understand this post…your whole fraternity doesnt live in the house…everyone else lives in apartments…you failed.

    14 years ago at 7:37 pm