Four Loko is the Affliction tee of alcoholic drinks. TFM.

  1. Brocephus

    I never blacked out in an Affliction shirt. I never got laid in one either. Then again, I have never worn Affliction. But I did black out and bang a bunch of fatties on Four Loko. Thats how you know its good.

    15 years ago at 12:24 pm
    1. Brocephus

      Oh you just wait and see. Soon enough you will find out that your father worked hard to get where he is and will not allow you to hang off his coat tails. Then you will find that the majority of employers don’t give a shit about you being in a fraternity and will look down at you knowing the stupid shit you have done. You will be in the lower income bracket (75k) and discover the choice women want to have nothing to do with you. But the fatties do!!!

      15 years ago at 1:07 pm
    1. 1914 Delt

      when you drink something that makes your vagina smell pretty. Four Loko is for women that wanna get drunk quick that don’t wanna chug or take shots. I’ll take my whiskey and frat water any day

      15 years ago at 1:18 pm
    1. Fratty Light

      It’s an alcoholic energy drink, combining about a six pack of beer and two cups of coffee into a can.

      15 years ago at 1:05 pm
  2. Frattie Light

    This would be a half decent move but kansas is NF, I’v been up there and most of the houses are dry and you fucks drink Four Locos all the time. The fuck off this website geed.

    15 years ago at 12:45 pm
    1. fratting 1.000

      well played frattie light. Kansas is in fact a bunch of geeds. more cargo shorts and graphic tees up there than a ufc match.

      15 years ago at 1:12 pm
    2. RCJH

      I think you have confused kansas with kansas state. Kansas state =NF, kansas is very frat.

      15 years ago at 2:10 pm
    3. Tex bro

      You probably stayed at a dorm you GDI and went to Abe and jakes.. Kansas is the shit

      15 years ago at 3:08 pm
    4. Frattie Light

      Tex bro, I’m sorry that your from Kansas and I’m sure that you honestly believe that you frat hard. Truth is the only frat stars you will find in Kansas are the ones coming to shoot your deer since that’s the only thing your state has going for it. But hey, keep trying, not all of us are fortunate enough to frat as hard as we do in the SEC.

      15 years ago at 6:27 pm
    5. Fratatat

      saying kansas is nf = nf, being a fucktard = nf. Visiting kansas and not having a fratty time = nf. calling a bro a geed = nf.

      15 years ago at 11:21 pm
    6. cadbury

      Kansas is more frat than any SEC school. You guys think since your from the south your “more frat”.. that’s complete bull shit. We party harder, drink harder, haze harder, and most of all frat harder. We don’t need any energy drinks to keep us going cause were not pussies. So don’t act like you know and just drink another beer. Kansas=TFM.. being jealous=NF

      15 years ago at 12:17 pm
    7. Frattie Light

      cadbury, It’s not up for debate little man. The Geography of Frat clearly states that the south frats the hardest. Do yourself a favor and learn a thing or two about fratting and then you can come back to this site. Until then, I’ll give you a head start. losing your temper over a comment = NF. Chill out geed.

      15 years ago at 2:02 pm
    8. MERICA FUCK YEAH

      Frattie Light, as much as I agree with you, you’re a fucking try hard. Get out.

      13 years ago at 4:22 pm
  3. Texas Fratstar

    wow anyone who defends that crappy drink is a stupid GDI till they die. Drink a mans drink little boys

    15 years ago at 12:59 pm
  4. broseidon, lord of the brocean

    banging fatties when your blacked out is so damn fucking frat its hard for most to comprehend

    15 years ago at 1:22 pm
  5. Work never, Frat Hard

    Disagree. Caffeine + Alcohol = Frat Fuel. If it had nicotine it would be the ultimate TFM.

    15 years ago at 1:37 pm