Y’all are retarded he is referring to Manti Te’o saying he had a girlfriend that died. But she was actually just some made up slam piece he met online.
The only reason murdering slams is frowned upon is because liberal environmentalists are always crying about “reusable” stuff. Using disposable slams is the RFM.
That’s pretty neat
12 years ago at 9:27 pmNot having to make up a girlfriend, but making one up anyway. TFTC.
12 years ago at 8:16 amMaking up a girlfriend because it positively affects your character and attitude as a whole. RFM.
12 years ago at 8:43 ammaking up a girlfriend to be your cover as you are a flaming homosexual. RFM
12 years ago at 9:38 pmYour name deserves a “fucking this^.” The gooch likes that.
12 years ago at 5:51 pmHaving a girlfriend, NF. Having slams, TFM.
12 years ago at 9:52 pmentry-level TFM, but I’ll accept it.
12 years ago at 10:06 pm^ He’s definitely got the right idea though
12 years ago at 10:58 pmY’all are retarded he is referring to Manti Te’o saying he had a girlfriend that died. But she was actually just some made up slam piece he met online.
12 years ago at 12:46 am^ You can’t have a made up slam piece.
12 years ago at 2:42 amMy fake internet girlfriend:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://nickaltschuller.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/stick-figure-thumb-300×400-83194.jpg&imgrefurl=http://nickaltschuller.wordpress.com/2010/04/&h=400&w=300&sz=33&tbnid=5JzKECEu1ZzbPM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=68&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dstick%2Bfigure%2Bgirl%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=stick+figure+girl&usg=__Txh2kA63zXjMiwG0mg7fx6866fM=&docid=secTJncQAbrVaM&sa=X&ei=HUH3UOqDHoat2QWP84GIDg&ved=0CDIQ9QEwAA&dur=411
12 years ago at 10:38 pm^ this guy
12 years ago at 2:16 am^^Endorsement
12 years ago at 10:23 amHaving a twitter girlfriend. FaF
12 years ago at 10:48 pmGotta get me one of then
12 years ago at 6:33 amnah i feel like having a hot girlfriend. especially a sorority girl is a TFM. its case by case.
12 years ago at 11:44 pmtell us how you really feel
12 years ago at 2:17 am^,^^ Feelings are for pussies, gay boys.
12 years ago at 9:50 pmWhat did you expect from those geeds in south bend??
12 years ago at 12:13 amNot having a girlfriend
12 years ago at 12:17 amGo on…
12 years ago at 10:59 amThe suspense is killing me…
12 years ago at 11:19 amKilling off an imaginary girlfriend when she becomes inconvenient – NF
12 years ago at 12:24 amKilling an actual girlfriend when she becomes inconvenient – FaF
If you have sex with a girl after you kill her, is it still rape?
12 years ago at 12:36 amWho cares, as long as you ejaculate?
12 years ago at 12:40 am^,^^
12 years ago at 8:16 amI believe it’s usually referred as fun instead of rape. But I am not pre-law.
12 years ago at 8:58 amIt’s not considered rape if you yell “surprise”
12 years ago at 10:16 amThe only reason murdering slams is frowned upon is because liberal environmentalists are always crying about “reusable” stuff. Using disposable slams is the RFM.
12 years ago at 2:18 pm^
12 years ago at 1:26 am