Putting cash in the tip jar before ordering your drink. TFM.

14 years ago
    4. fratanomics

      I doubt you’d get a payout from insurance if you tipped early. Now an early tip would most like ensure prompt service, negating the need for prompt service insurance in the first place.

      14 years ago at 7:35 pm
    5. BrobHuggins

      I’m pretty sure the point these gentlemen are trying to make is that the original meaning of TIPS is To Insure Proper/Prompt Service. In the “old days” people would tip pre-meal.

      14 years ago at 9:09 pm
    6. fratanomics

      And that acronym is irrelevant since insure is the wrong word in the first place.

      14 years ago at 9:12 pm
    2. Potty Putter

      Staying sober to take advantage of the bartender, regardless of gender. TPikeM.

      14 years ago at 6:37 pm
    5. TKEpledge

      LOLOL he doesn’t get it geed. Buying the bartender a keg because he wears the same axe spray i do. RFM

      14 years ago at 7:39 pm
    3. Urine_4_it_Ms_Butts

      I think it’s the game that Fratdusky plays with the children he mentors. However, I could be wrong, so maybe we should ask TKEpledge.

      14 years ago at 8:18 pm
  6. carolinahaze

    If the bartender can’t already determine that you are a good tipper just by looking at you, you’re doing it wrong.

    14 years ago at 10:02 pm
    3. better_than_you

      If his dumbass is re-elected, he, along with the dumbshits who voted for him, will lead to the downfall of this country. Do the right thing America, vote REPUBLICAN, no matter who the nominee is.

      14 years ago at 11:22 pm
    4. ArkansasConservative

      ^^As I was skimming, your post caught my eye with the words “Terrorists kill…Obama.” Then I read through and was disappointed.

      14 years ago at 11:46 pm
  8. Tea Party Rage

    Carolinahaze, honestly do you believe Romney is a conservative? Granted Newt and Santorum are typical politicians, I would rather someone who is ideology in step than a sellout that’s no different than Obama. Ron Paul 2012

    14 years ago at 11:34 pm
    1. anon7472974648

      Ignoring the missing-the-reply-button, it’s my opinion that the only electable candidate is going to be Romney. General elections are a race to the middle, and Romney is the only candidate who has independent/moderate/mainstream appeal. That’s the problem with the primary system- the partisan base doesn’t vote with any foresight.

      By the way, this entire field of candidates sucks. Paul Ryan/Huntsman 2016.

      14 years ago at 11:37 pm
    2. Tea Party Rage

      ^ I agree; however, a Romney win would secure Obamacare. If elected I don’t see Romney having the leadership to try to repeal it. He wouldn’t have the senate.

      14 years ago at 11:51 pm
    3. carolinahaze

      Romney is not as authentically conservative as I’d like, but that doesn’t really matter in the real world. Politics is about pragmatism, not ideology. I want him to get the nomination because:
      1) He’s the only one who can win over enough moderates and independents to beat Obama in the general election.
      2) He’s the smartest person in the race.
      3) He understands business and economics very well.
      Spending the next 4 years under a flip-flopping centrist Republican president is preferable to another 4 years under the fucking ultra-left wing communist piece of shit we have now.

      14 years ago at 11:54 pm
      1. Tea Party Rage

        Point three I couldn’t agree with more, but Obamacare wont be repealed. Gas needs to hit $5 a gallon to take the senate back to have a chance.

        14 years ago at 12:09 am
    4. PIKEpledge

      Well McCain and Dole were moderates too and remember how they won the presidency, right? Having a strong ideology and base shows passion, strength, and resilience. Moderates appear indecisive and weak as to what they believe in and it shows to the American people.

      14 years ago at 7:02 am
    5. anon7472974648

      ^McCain was never going to win because of Bush, and Dole was up against Clinton who was incredibly popular with moderates, whereas Obama is struggling in the middle, so I’m not sure where you’re going with this. Having a “strong ideology” might fire up the base, but it alienates 60+% of the American people.

      14 years ago at 9:04 am
      1. PIKEpledge

        I do agree with this but I’m still worried about beating Obama. GOP needs to aggressively go after him with his class warfare, taxes, healthcare, bailouts, increasing national debt, record unemployment, record gas prices, and much much more. Obama brain washes these simple minded Americans who cannot see the truth because of the mainstream media.

        14 years ago at 10:48 am
    6. all day everyday

      ^^^McCain lost because Palin was the VP and he was old as shit. No one wanted to risk him dying and her taking over.

      14 years ago at 11:04 am
      1. PIKEpledge

        and yet everyone made fun of plain when Biden is possibly the most ignorant politician in the country.

        14 years ago at 11:13 am
  9. Fratrick Forrester

    Dude I fucking tip before I get my drink because I am so fucking fratty, I only wear the coolest shit, fuck the hottest bitches, and get the best drugs. My dad is rich as fuck and we are renting a catamaran down in Cabo next weekend.

    14 years ago at 5:58 am
    2. Fratrick Forrester

      and i only listen to the most chill tunes if you were wondering, which im sure you were

      14 years ago at 6:07 am
    4. Wheat_and_Barley1865

      Renting a catamaran in cabo. NF. Going to your house in cabo for the weekend to go out on your catamaran. TFM.

      14 years ago at 2:59 pm
  10. Fratley Moneysworth

    Putting the tip in her cash hole after she’s gives you a drink. TFM

    14 years ago at 8:02 am