Fuck everyone who says “first”. How much of a fucking virgin do you have to be to find some security into going on posts on TFM and typing “first”. It’s fucking pathetic.
^You’re a dipshit. That saying came from the fact that nobody would let WWII Veterans join fraternities after the war, but TKE accepted them. Plus we had Reagan, the frattiest president ever so fuck you.
^Even Reagan made some mistakes, and he’s the only good guy so that doesn’t count. And that’s not where that saying originated. It came from them accepting everybody who couldn’t get a bid anywhere else, including from pike
The amount of fucking stupidity from everyone on this website. TKEpledge and Pikepledge are not pledges, y’all are just getting trolled like a bunch of q.ueers here. God y’all are dumb
^Get fucked Chili’s Guy. No one cares about your shitty restaurant that serves shitty food. Go get fucked in a dark alley and use your queso as lube, you degenerate prick.
^You q.e.e.r. boy? And by q.u.e.e.r. I mean southern? You southerners have your head so far up your asses I can smell you all above the mason-dixon line
^As long as you poor northerners stay the fuck out of the south we will all be happy. Go buy some “dope” and “g” hair gel and apply it to your guido heads in Jersey you northern dipshits.
I’d rather live in the north with so called “guidos” if it means I get to stay away from you inbreeding hillbillies down in the south. Every time I visit down south I keep thinking to myself, “My God this is the largest family in the history of families.”
^Hate to break it to you bud, but the north is home to the biggest, poorest piece of shit gdis in America. The south represents America as a whole with our SEC schools, ice cold beer, hot southern belles, and everything else you can imagine. So have fun in your run down, piece of shit with shit on the walls apartment in New York. We’ll be getting drunk and slamming broads on the sweet beach of South Padre Island.
HAHAHAHA SEC schools? You’re kidding right? The SEC may be good in football, but other than that y’all have nothing else going for you. Your education is the equivalent of a kindergarden spelling bee. Ivy League schools graduate the people that run your fucking lives. W graduated from an Ivy League school so suck on that dick. Keep believing y’all are so tough and badass
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13 years ago at 3:18 pmBut last in life
13 years ago at 3:18 pm^^Go chug some bleach and walk into oncoming traffic, Haze Em
13 years ago at 3:18 pmFuck everyone who says “first”. How much of a fucking virgin do you have to be to find some security into going on posts on TFM and typing “first”. It’s fucking pathetic.
13 years ago at 3:19 pmSecond. God I swear it pisses me off
13 years ago at 3:20 pmPeople who post “firsts” are Pikes
13 years ago at 3:20 pm^Fuck you bro. Sorry you didn’t get a bid to pike, and sorry we fuck every girl you wish you could fuck.
13 years ago at 3:21 pmWho the fuck would be jealous of Pike? They are equivilant to TKE and Sigma Phi Hairsalon.
13 years ago at 3:22 pmIf you can’t go greek go TEKE
13 years ago at 3:22 pm^You’re a dipshit. That saying came from the fact that nobody would let WWII Veterans join fraternities after the war, but TKE accepted them. Plus we had Reagan, the frattiest president ever so fuck you.
13 years ago at 3:23 pm^Even Reagan made some mistakes, and he’s the only good guy so that doesn’t count. And that’s not where that saying originated. It came from them accepting everybody who couldn’t get a bid anywhere else, including from pike
13 years ago at 3:25 pmI don’t know what’s worse, Pikes or Hot Piece of TSM’s columns.
13 years ago at 3:25 pm^Second. Who the fuck gave Hot Piece a computer? So many cookies and sandwhiches not being made for me
13 years ago at 3:27 pmI wish Hot Piece would just shut the fuck up and let Bacon do all of the columns.
13 years ago at 3:27 pm^Agreed. Bacon writes the fucking best columns. If he were the only one the world would be a better place.
13 years ago at 3:28 pmaddy much?
13 years ago at 3:28 pm^Fuck Bacon and fuck everyone who’s on Bacon’s dick. The guy can’t write for shit I don’t know why everyone’s so obssessed with his shit.
13 years ago at 3:29 pm^Second, fuck Bacon. I would rather read a column from Pikepledge or TKEpledge
13 years ago at 3:30 pmYeah f..a.gs. It’s PIKEpledge here. I guess you guys just can’t accept the fact that Pikes are better. Go choke on some cow dick’s you fucktards
13 years ago at 3:31 pm^Get the fuck off of this website you geed. Pike NF
13 years ago at 3:31 pmThe amount of fucking stupidity from everyone on this website. TKEpledge and Pikepledge are not pledges, y’all are just getting trolled like a bunch of q.ueers here. God y’all are dumb
13 years ago at 3:33 pmSecond. Idiots who can’t realize that they are just worthless trolls will never get any queso from me
13 years ago at 3:34 pm^Get fucked Chili’s Guy. No one cares about your shitty restaurant that serves shitty food. Go get fucked in a dark alley and use your queso as lube, you degenerate prick.
13 years ago at 3:35 pm^All right asshole, that’s far enough. No queso for you neither. I’ll have my giant 250 pound m.ex.ic.an busboy escort you out of my restaurant.
13 years ago at 3:36 pmI LOVE YOU CHILIS GUY
13 years ago at 3:37 pmChili’s is for poor northerners
13 years ago at 3:38 pm^You q.e.e.r. boy? And by q.u.e.e.r. I mean southern? You southerners have your head so far up your asses I can smell you all above the mason-dixon line
13 years ago at 3:39 pm^As long as you poor northerners stay the fuck out of the south we will all be happy. Go buy some “dope” and “g” hair gel and apply it to your guido heads in Jersey you northern dipshits.
13 years ago at 3:41 pmFuck the north. If Affliction existed back during the civil war it would have been y’alls flag’s logo, qu.eers.
13 years ago at 3:42 pmI’d rather live in the north with so called “guidos” if it means I get to stay away from you inbreeding hillbillies down in the south. Every time I visit down south I keep thinking to myself, “My God this is the largest family in the history of families.”
13 years ago at 3:44 pm^Hate to break it to you bud, but the north is home to the biggest, poorest piece of shit gdis in America. The south represents America as a whole with our SEC schools, ice cold beer, hot southern belles, and everything else you can imagine. So have fun in your run down, piece of shit with shit on the walls apartment in New York. We’ll be getting drunk and slamming broads on the sweet beach of South Padre Island.
13 years ago at 3:47 pmwhat else? I’m intrigued
13 years ago at 3:49 pmHAHAHAHA SEC schools? You’re kidding right? The SEC may be good in football, but other than that y’all have nothing else going for you. Your education is the equivalent of a kindergarden spelling bee. Ivy League schools graduate the people that run your fucking lives. W graduated from an Ivy League school so suck on that dick. Keep believing y’all are so tough and badass
13 years ago at 3:50 pmGeorge W Bush NF
13 years ago at 3:51 pm^Really? Get the fuck out of America and kill yourself you terrorist. I hear Allah is accepting buttbuddy applications in the afterlife.
13 years ago at 3:52 pmNo one is frattier than W. Get fucked Haze Em. And kill yourself Intern for allowing Osama here to have an account
13 years ago at 3:54 pm^Second. And where the fuck is Fail Friday Intern? Bows and toes if you don’t post it within the next hour
13 years ago at 3:55 pmFuck the Inter. The last few posts have been horendous
13 years ago at 3:56 pmHorrendous like your spelling?
13 years ago at 3:56 pmBOOM
13 years ago at 3:57 pmI have to admit, this is pretty impressive…
13 years ago at 4:04 pmIt reminds me of good ol NintenBro64.
13 years ago at 5:32 pmMultiple personalities. TFTC
13 years ago at 5:55 pmSpending from 3:18 until 3:57.. doing whatever the fuck it was you were doing.. NF. Glad you didn’t get a bid. ppka > In Hoc > Eagles flying and shit.
13 years ago at 6:23 pmThis fucking comment thread is the funniest shit on this site.
13 years ago at 9:35 pmWhat the fuck is going on? It seems like Haze Em is having a bad reaction to mixing addy with Viagra… Bummer bro.
13 years ago at 2:02 am*smart as fuck*, might have a comment for this section.
13 years ago at 3:20 pmI think Haze Em has finallyfigured it out! He can’t be ONE of us, so he’s going to be ALL of us! Genius!
13 years ago at 3:42 pmHuh…didn’t know Johnson County Community College had fraternities or are you referring to the Jewish Community Center?
13 years ago at 4:10 pmJust look for the guy wearing cargo shorts and New Balance
13 years ago at 6:14 pmAnd flip his car
13 years ago at 6:51 pmNew Balance
13 years ago at 11:04 pmI still don’t understand why GDIs are getting into y’all’s parties in the first place. They don’t even try at real fraternity parties.
13 years ago at 2:20 amWhy didn’t you just pick it up and put it in your pocket?
13 years ago at 8:13 pm