Kappa Alpha House Catches Fire, Members Try To Piss It Out
Given the type of shenanigans that fraternity members tend to get into, it’s amazing that every frat house doesn’t burn down once a year. The latest house to go up in flames was Kappa Alpha at the University of Houston. According to the brothers who were there, they turned on the heater earlier in the day but it smelled weird, so they turned it off. However, someone later turned it back on, likely because weird smells aren’t nearly as annoying as hypothermia.
There were thankfully no injuries, and most of the damage was contained to the attic. However, this serves as a reminder to fraternities all across the country. Make sure to have your heating and electrical systems inspected before winter hits. Also, don’t try to piss on fires larger than the size of a trashcan. Well, unless you’re my buddy Watkins, who drinks enough beer on an average Friday to put out a forest fire. If they were smart, they’d fly him over California during wildfire season..
[via KHOU]
Ya guys it was definitely “something electrical” right?
11 years ago at 12:35 pmPissing on the floor. TARodM
11 years ago at 12:40 pmBet the administration was pissed off when they found out.
11 years ago at 12:42 pmHey you, you’re trying too hard.
11 years ago at 12:45 pmshut the hell up, that was a wonderful pun
11 years ago at 12:51 pmDear Grandex,
11 years ago at 1:28 pmTo victims of Arson who have endured painful skin graft surgeries this article is highly offensive. Please remove it.
Hey pal, get off this post.
11 years ago at 1:49 pmYou can tell him a million times, the Willie doesn’t learn.
11 years ago at 2:04 pmThis isn’t some sort of progressive news column, pal. We don’t pander to make everyone equal. You know who else might be offended by the majority of posts on this site? GDIs, like yourself.
11 years ago at 2:05 pmI’m being sarcastic towards the types that Grandex is pandering to which resulted in the removal of the forum. You’re so dumb.
11 years ago at 2:58 pmYour satire failed miserably.
11 years ago at 9:58 amI go to UH, they don’t care. By all reports it was just an accident and the KA house is off campus and privately owned.
11 years ago at 3:40 pmmissed the joke, i’m a moron
11 years ago at 4:22 pm‘Merica!!
11 years ago at 12:43 pmWow Thanks for deleting Shibby’s comment… Now I look retarded
11 years ago at 12:50 pmMight as well delete this post too. Just to spite me. 🙂
11 years ago at 12:50 pmWatch out Shibby, they got me for this
11 years ago at 5:43 pmOnly OG Mudbone could piss out a fire
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11 years ago at 1:09 pmCommie
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11 years ago at 1:13 pm#HandsUpDontDelete
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11 years ago at 1:18 pm