I Think I Found The Hottest U.S. Olympian
Kassidy Cook
Sometimes you put in the hard research and it pays off. Sometimes you luck into something as great as this. I lucked into this when a tipster sent us the Instagram profile for one Kassidy Cook. Kassidy is not your ordinary sophomore at Stanford University. No, she happens to be a damn good diver who will be competing in Rio for the greatest country this world has ever seen.
She also has a world class backside. Case in point:
I think I have to go back and re-work my list of the hottest female Olympians competing in Rio. Kassidy just rockets up the ranks. Not only because she is an American, but also because she’s got a good head on her shoulders — you don’t just fall into a Stanford scholarship without having intelligence.
My eyes will be glued to the television when diving starts. Now Kassidy, I’m not an Olympic athlete. I’m not going to wow you with a killer crossover or my ability to run a 100M dash in under 10 seconds. What I bring to the table is an above average curveball and some control issues. Think of the athletes that our kids would be. Might as well start planning our summer vacation for the 2032 and 2036 Olympics. It would be crazy not to..
Image via Instagram/@kassidycook13
OMG
9 years ago at 9:50 amThe search is over. You succeeded.
9 years ago at 9:52 amShe just jumped in to my top 3 spank bank girls of Instagram. Idk if it’s bc the Olympics are around the corner or I’m just a horny bastard constantly in search of new tail, but either way, thank you Dan
9 years ago at 7:05 pmHarrison or whoever wrote the damn article
9 years ago at 7:06 pmI would easily throw poo at her
9 years ago at 9:54 amWhat the hell
9 years ago at 10:01 amShe is really hot but I feel like something is missing
9 years ago at 9:55 amI see two things kissing.
9 years ago at 9:57 amIt’s simple, marry the ass, buy the tits.
9 years ago at 9:58 amIt’s the classic swimmer girl body
9 years ago at 10:05 amIf only she had tits as big as Dan’s.
9 years ago at 10:33 amYou called?
9 years ago at 2:28 pmI’d let her touch my springboard.
9 years ago at 10:01 amI’m a big fan of her dogs. Are those black labs?
9 years ago at 10:03 amNo.
9 years ago at 10:08 amI think I found my jerking material for tonight
9 years ago at 10:05 amLet’s hope Zika doesn’t ruin her…
9 years ago at 10:10 amIt won’t, just her offspring
9 years ago at 9:01 amWow man good job, for once.
9 years ago at 10:19 amYou could grate cheese on her abs.
9 years ago at 10:24 am