I Think I Found The Hottest U.S. Olympian
Kassidy Cook
Sometimes you put in the hard research and it pays off. Sometimes you luck into something as great as this. I lucked into this when a tipster sent us the Instagram profile for one Kassidy Cook. Kassidy is not your ordinary sophomore at Stanford University. No, she happens to be a damn good diver who will be competing in Rio for the greatest country this world has ever seen.
She also has a world class backside. Case in point:
I think I have to go back and re-work my list of the hottest female Olympians competing in Rio. Kassidy just rockets up the ranks. Not only because she is an American, but also because she’s got a good head on her shoulders — you don’t just fall into a Stanford scholarship without having intelligence.
My eyes will be glued to the television when diving starts. Now Kassidy, I’m not an Olympic athlete. I’m not going to wow you with a killer crossover or my ability to run a 100M dash in under 10 seconds. What I bring to the table is an above average curveball and some control issues. Think of the athletes that our kids would be. Might as well start planning our summer vacation for the 2032 and 2036 Olympics. It would be crazy not to..
Image via Instagram/@kassidycook13
She’s hot, but I’ll still take Alex Morgan as the hottest US Olympian
9 years ago at 10:29 amI’d dive right into that pussy
9 years ago at 10:37 amThis is the epitome of built for speed.
9 years ago at 11:23 amI not sure I believe the risks of the Zika virus on the female reproductive system but I’d be willing to impregnate her to further my research.
9 years ago at 12:29 pmI would do 2 and a 1/2 Somersaults in the Pike Position into a pool of AIDS just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
9 years ago at 1:53 pmGod bless America
9 years ago at 3:20 pmRio is going to need a lot more condoms.
9 years ago at 4:58 pmWhite aquatic athlete from Stanford? SJW’s are probably grabbing their pitchforks right now.
9 years ago at 7:18 pmToo bad she’ll probably get kidnapped when she goes down there
9 years ago at 7:39 pmI’m an ass man. This girl is right up my poop shoot.
9 years ago at 11:10 pm