Kate Upton Is A Down Ass Bitch
Kate Upton’s fiancé did not win the American League Cy Young Award despite having more first place votes than winner Rick Porcello of the Red Sox. Feisty Kate Upton was NOT happy about her man finishing second, and she had some words for the MLB.
She has a dirty little mouth on her, too. Yes she does.
Get you a girl who will spill blood for you on the internet while she unnecessarily mentions fucking you to 2.27 million people.
Kate Upton: down ass bitch.
Image via Instagram/ @justinverlander
Member when her nudes leaked?
9 years ago at 10:04 pmI enjoyed those thoroughly
9 years ago at 10:07 pmI still enjoy them
9 years ago at 10:09 pmI enjoyed them so much I had to buy a new laptop.
9 years ago at 12:10 amMember when TFM wasn’t a ghost town?
9 years ago at 12:26 amPepperidge Farms remembers
9 years ago at 8:53 amQuit trying to fit in
9 years ago at 9:17 amI respect the old University of Miami logo.
9 years ago at 9:16 amWhat a time to buy shares in Kimberly-Clark
9 years ago at 9:22 amI ‘member
9 years ago at 10:41 amWhat is her hot-crazy matrix number now vs when she was 18?
9 years ago at 11:16 amWe’re gonna need you to sit the next couple plays out John
9 years ago at 2:41 pmCmon Dad. Now that I am the BMOC (big man on campus) the guys call me Jack
9 years ago at 9:10 pmBoth of them are fucking insignificant
9 years ago at 10:11 pmKate Upton is a has-been
9 years ago at 10:20 pmYou wouldn’t say that with those 30mm cannons in your face
9 years ago at 12:24 amA Kate uptown article without a single sexy pic, dorno you could at least pretend you like girls
9 years ago at 10:45 pmYou’re actually considering this an article? He wrote 12 words
9 years ago at 10:47 amI remember the first time I watched 19 year old Kate demonstrate the cat daddy. That was a special time
9 years ago at 10:58 pmOhhhhhh i member
9 years ago at 8:11 amYou have Down Dorn
9 years ago at 11:58 pmRemember when the TFM writers used to actually write story’s, now it’s like the “frat CNN” all of a sudden.
9 years ago at 12:24 amstories*
Good God
9 years ago at 7:48 amShut up Dorn
9 years ago at 8:59 amHey Dorn, whatever happened to the obligatory hot pic included in any article about Kate Upton? Have I been around so long that people forgot about this requirement? Yikes
9 years ago at 12:26 amSee here for “research” purposes on this promise from Dorn https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/kate-uptons-uncensored-boobs-are-finally-here/
9 years ago at 12:31 amNo butt hole no care. Get it together tfm
9 years ago at 1:05 amMy favorite Bob Marley song!
9 years ago at 3:33 amThis has to be the best novelty account I’ve ever seen. You deserve some kind of lifetime achievement award. Same old joke but never gets stale.
9 years ago at 8:13 amI dunno man. Chilis guy account was hilarious. We miss you chilis guy
9 years ago at 9:21 amWhat’s a “novelty account?”
9 years ago at 11:03 amKate’s wrong, a ton of chicks fuck Justin when she’s not around.
9 years ago at 2:12 am