Tennessee Student Accidentally Puts Porn Star’s Name On Quiz, Professor Gives Him 0 For Sexual Harrassment

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Keaton Wahlbon is a student at the University of Tennessee who doesn’t remember the names of his TAs, just like the rest of America. Keaton had a geology quiz with Professor Bill Deane and one of the questions on the quiz was “what is your lab instructor’s name? (if you don’t remember, make something good up).” Since Keaton didn’t remember, he put down the first generic girl name he could think of, which was Sarah Jackson.

He ended up getting a zero for that, and a comment of “inappropriate” from the TA.

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Why would Sarah Jackson cause such a stir? Well, it turns out that’s the name of a porn star. Sarah Jackson is also the name of a million other girls. In fact, when you Google that name, you’ll probably have to dig a little to actually find the porn star. The first one that popped up for me was a local psychiatrist. But Keaton’s TA didn’t care.

Befuddled, Keaton emailed Bill asking for a reason why he got a zero, and for Deane to hear his side of the story. Bill wasn’t having it, and told him that it was sexual harassment under the definition of Title IX.

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Seriously, how in the world can Bill sit there and claim this is sexual harassment? It’s a name, for Christ’s sakes. A name that is pretty common, too. And if your TA is so offended at the mere mention of the name of a porn star that she has to put down a 0 for the grade, she should be forced to live in a padded room.

Keaton and his parents are taking this matter to the school, and, if the school has any senses, they’ll not only give him his points back, but allow him to play some Sarah Jackson pornos during Bill’s lectures as well.

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  1. Edgar_Allen_Bro24

    Oh come on. It’s not like he gave Sasha Gray or Mia Khalifa or something. I frequent the Hub 4-5x a day and I have never heard of her.

    10 years ago at 4:19 pm
    1. ImHereForTheGangbang

      I googled “Sarah Jackson” and this is who came up in my results: two Wikipedia articles (One for Andrew Jackson’s daughter-in-law and one for some 20th-century Canadian sculptor), various LinkedIn profiles, some singer’s Spotify page, a college soccer player, a few random artists and writers, and the flutist for the LA Philharmonic. Nothing porn-related.

      I was only able to find a pornstar named Sarah Jackson by literally googling “Sarah Jackson porn” and seeing a bunch of tube sites pop up. Which begs the question, why was this TA googling “Sarah Jackson porn” on a university computer while grading exams?

      10 years ago at 7:13 pm
      1. ImHereForTheGangbang

        Let’s see ……….. Sarah Jackson is currently ranked 9,159th on Pornhub, with a whopping 587 lifetime views (including mine, I guess) of her page and two uploaded videos: Her debut, titled simply “Licking cum”, and its longer and more elaborate sequel “Ballpark fuck violation”.

        This TA appears to be a fan of only the most obscure starlets who have limited catalogs in very specific niches. She’s literally a porn hipster.

        10 years ago at 7:26 pm
      2. ImHereForTheGangbang

        Sadly, it was not a gangbang. I did however enjoy the set design and cinematography of Ballpark Fuck Violation. There’s some new directors doing truly innovative work in the gonzo public sex genre these days.

        10 years ago at 7:44 pm
      1. TacticalButterKnife

        Drunk: yes. Sober: maybe. I’d make sure my dick doesn’t fall off afterwards, though.

        10 years ago at 7:54 pm
    1. SirCarlosIII

      I bet she jerks off in the deep web. How the fuck would smeone know who this no name “porn star” is?

      10 years ago at 4:48 pm
    2. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

      No, seriously, how did Bill Deane acquire such knowledge of this porn star and identify her specific niche?

      10 years ago at 7:30 pm
  2. PearlJam20

    He should rub his sweaty ballsack all over the next paper he hands in to that TA

    10 years ago at 4:32 pm
  3. gaborjr

    “Has no way of determining intention”, then proceeds to assume the worst. pathetic

    10 years ago at 4:48 pm
  4. txstatePKE

    Yeah I consider myself a fan of the pornographic nature and I haven’t once heard of one Sarah Jackson. If this goes to court I am willing to take the stand as a non-biased expert witness

    10 years ago at 5:00 pm
  5. ImHereForTheGangbang

    According to howmanyofme.com (which pulls name statistics from the Census Bureau), there are 2,029 people in the United States named “Sarah Jackson”. The fact that the instructors saw this VERY common name and for some reason immediately assumed the student was referring to an extremely-obscure porn star, who virtually no one has ever heard of but happens to use the same stage name, reveals a lot more about the instructors than it does about the student.

    If I was the student here, I would actually file my own Title IX sexual harassment complaint against both instructors. They were the ones who brought up porn and sex for seemingly no reason and appropos of nothing, and then used this to harass, intimidate, and damage the academic standing of an innocent student who had no idea who or what the hell they were even talking about. I’d also demand the school pull both instructor’s university computers and check the hard drives and browser search histories to determine why they have such an encyclopedic knowledge of obscure porn stars in the first place.

    10 years ago at 5:34 pm
    1. ImHereForTheGangbang

      If anyone knows this kid or has his contact info, tell him he can file a formal harassment complaint against these instructors with UT’s Office of Equity and Diversity. The form is here: http://oed.utk.edu/complaints/

      10 years ago at 6:33 pm
      1. ImHereForTheGangbang

        A man has many layers. Gangbangs may be my primary passion, but I still feel honor-bound to offer assistance to my fellow fraternity men who find themselves the victim of grave administrative injustice. Who knows, one day this Keaton fellow and myself could cross paths at the same gangbang. I’d hate to see the pain of an un-righted wrong permanently weighing on his mind and diminishing his performance that night.

        10 years ago at 5:12 pm
  6. GoodbyeNormalStreet

    I googled Sarah Jackson and she’s some kind of small scale model (like that hot girl you went to high school with 5 years ago that “modeled”) and didn’t even see any nudity. This is nuts

    10 years ago at 5:40 pm
  7. ScottyA

    If you googled the TAs real name could probably find naked women there too. Everything leads to porn on the Internet.

    10 years ago at 5:58 pm