Using nine balls on the front. One Pro VI, the rest imported from Columbia. TFM.

    1. Lambda Chi Alan

      Oh I get it, like an 8 Ball of cocaine plus 1 golf ball! 9 balls! It all makes sense now.

      13 years ago at 1:39 pm
    2. GoDawgs09

      I thought he meant he was fondling four Columbian guys’ balls in between holes.

      13 years ago at 2:27 pm
  1. StayFrattyAlum

    Wow, an ounce of blow in 9 holes. Paramedics will be carrying you off the second tee-box. How come none of my TFMs make it?

    13 years ago at 1:42 pm
    1. StayFrattyAlum

      I honestly think the TFM intern let’s these through so we all comment and complain to increase web traffic.

      13 years ago at 1:49 pm
    2. Fratom Bomb

      I read through it pretty quickly, and you’re right; it does read as “8 balls.” But that makes absolutely no sense.

      13 years ago at 2:23 pm
    3. Chad Brochocinco

      Unless its really shitty blow. In which case you just snorted an 8-ball of baking soda

      13 years ago at 2:41 pm
    1. Fratlosopher King

      If you’re not using a Pro Six, you might as well live in a tent made of cargo shorts.

      13 years ago at 3:35 pm
    1. StayFrattyAlum

      The jury is still out about PIKE’s…but I think this “PIKE” is a troll.

      13 years ago at 6:19 pm
    2. smart as fuck

      he did say Virginia was NF, which is the founding state of Pike. A real pike must have slammed his girlfriend

      13 years ago at 6:33 pm
    1. Purple and Gold

      Apparently both of you just got back from English 1 tutoring and skipped over your sarcasm homework.

      13 years ago at 12:01 am
    2. Nobody

      No what actually happened was they assumed everyone realized how stupid and annoying all the sarcastic “__________. NF.” posts are.. But apparently not..

      13 years ago at 12:21 am