One time, my friend bet me $10 he would get a sixpack before I got a rimjob. I got the rimjob, $10, and satisfaction that he still, to this day, doesn’t have visible abdominals. TFM
I removed my robe and stood before her, taut, nubile, proud. She was much, much older than me, but her breasts…were awesome. I felt reborn, baptized in erotic majesty.
So you’re admitting you try hard? Sweet bro.
14 years ago at 8:41 pmLying is for poors.
14 years ago at 8:41 pmThis was a good TFM true story.
14 years ago at 8:52 pmGot it
14 years ago at 11:35 pm^ ISWYDT
14 years ago at 5:32 pmAll of you are trying too hard. Everyone has those awesome stories that over time evolve to become more and more ridiculous each time they are told.
14 years ago at 8:55 pmThe one’s that you can’t even tell yourself.
14 years ago at 9:02 pmThose are the stories that make you a legend even 20 years later.
14 years ago at 9:05 pmThis man speaks the truth.
14 years ago at 9:17 pmOne time, my friend bet me $10 he would get a sixpack before I got a rimjob. I got the rimjob, $10, and satisfaction that he still, to this day, doesn’t have visible abdominals. TFM
14 years ago at 12:19 am^I bet your two dads were really proud of you.
14 years ago at 12:43 am^No, they were disappointed I wasn’t studying in solitude in the rim of the library
14 years ago at 2:41 pmObama is a great president, true story.
14 years ago at 9:03 pmha ha
14 years ago at 9:04 pmThe Nuge. ^^
14 years ago at 9:05 pmCorrect me if I’m wrong, but was something done here?
14 years ago at 9:18 pmSounds like a meme
14 years ago at 9:34 pmno, it’s from How I meet your Mother. The Barney character says, “true story” all the time
14 years ago at 6:51 am“True story I was there.”
14 years ago at 9:50 pm“Of course you were, you were the one who yelled Emilioooo.”
On an unrelated note, they really are letting anyone be tfm sweetheart these days.
14 years ago at 10:53 pmEnding completely fictitious stories with TFM.
14 years ago at 11:00 pmI took hot piece of TSM’s virginity in the sixth grade. True Story.
#TeamHotPiece
14 years ago at 1:04 amI thought you were in love with Maureen Ponderosa in sixth grade.
14 years ago at 1:55 amOur eyes met, our hands touched, then she whispered, “Dude, your balls totally rule.”
14 years ago at 7:36 amI removed my robe and stood before her, taut, nubile, proud. She was much, much older than me, but her breasts…were awesome. I felt reborn, baptized in erotic majesty.
14 years ago at 7:44 amDude what the fuck haha
14 years ago at 8:28 amShe wasn’t a virgin in 6th grade…
14 years ago at 9:35 am… because she didn’t have her dead tooth yet.
14 years ago at 6:50 pm