1. BROwnOutOfProportion

    “It’s okay officer, I’m the Risk Manager. He’s not bleeding that badly.”

    13 years ago at 7:33 am
    1. StayFrattyAlum

      “It’s okay officer, everything is fine, we’ll take the noise down too…..(crash! bocce ball thrown at sliding glass door by GDI)”…..time elapses….paddywagon shows up.

      13 years ago at 12:13 pm
    1. frathardyoungone

      Having a brother that went on to be a cop NF, having a brother as sherriff of the county TFM

      13 years ago at 11:10 am
    2. Reaganomic

      Not all fraternity men become rich as fuck. Some of them live normal lives and don’t make millions. There’s nothing wrong with someone doing what they want, especially being a police officer for God’s sake.

      13 years ago at 5:59 pm
    1. The Frat Czar

      I’ve got no hate for regular officers, it’s the facist jackboots that I can’t stand. Unfortunately, that seems like the only type of person who wants to be a cop at a university.

      13 years ago at 1:05 pm
    2. rainbowsociety

      ^”what did you really want to be?”
      “a COP”
      “no, like if you had dreams and goals and stuff i meant”

      13 years ago at 1:57 pm
    3. SLAMMER

      ^^ haha hilarious. “no, like if you wanted to make more than minimum wage and stuff.”

      13 years ago at 11:39 am