Kobe Bryant Has Good Sex Advice On How To Ensure You’ll Never Have Daughters

List your fears in life. Does having a daughter come out as one of your top three? If it doesn’t bother you that you could one day spawn a sexually-desired female human, this article isn’t for you. For the other 99% of you, Kobe Bryant has come to the rescue.
Eric Pincus, who has been covering the Lakers since 2003, was recently asked to reveal his best Kobe Bryant story. The one he picked was about the time Kobe gave him some A+ sex advice. See, Pincus wanted a boy since he was already fathering two girls. So Kobe made to sure to nip that right in the bud.
From Complex:
“There was one thing, years ago, I had two girls and we were talking about how we were going to try to have a third. And, he told me that to have a boy, I need to keep my socks on with my wife…that was his advice. I did not listen, and I have a third girl.”
Eric, what are you thinking? Kobe just handed you the key to having a boy, and what do you do? You throw the key down the toilet. By not wearing your socks during the third go-around, you basically are playing Russian Roulette of baby genders.
I’m not saying this method is backed by science, but you’d be a fool to think I will ever take my socks off again before having sex. This is A+ advice.

Team No Daughters..
[via Complex]
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Yep. I want any and all sex advice from a man accused of rape…
10 years ago at 11:22 amBecause all people accused of something did it
10 years ago at 11:28 amWell obviously man. That’s why what I said wasn’t a joke at all
10 years ago at 11:32 amThird times the charm bud
10 years ago at 11:37 amAdmit nothing, deny everything.
10 years ago at 11:37 amErogenous!
10 years ago at 12:15 pmI fucking hate you story teller
10 years ago at 1:59 amI already learned this from HIMYM: point her due north, stay away from lemons, and dunk your nuts in ice
10 years ago at 11:45 amHIMYM. It’s a TFM,
10 years ago at 12:10 pmMarshall’s dad. TFM
10 years ago at 5:56 pmNever wearing any socks to take off. TFM.
10 years ago at 12:23 pm“You’re welcome.” – Kobe Bryant
10 years ago at 12:56 pmKobe has two daughters and no sons so he’s definitely qualified to give advice
10 years ago at 1:17 pmGiving advice on something even though you have no qualifications on that topic. TFM
10 years ago at 7:16 pmFor the record, Kobe has two daughters. Zero sons.
10 years ago at 1:30 pmCan you read?
10 years ago at 5:03 pmFalse you have a daughter if you’re not deep enough in.
10 years ago at 10:49 pm