Lacrosse Players Are The Most Lit College Athletes, According To NCAA Study

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The NCAA recently did a study on the connection between alcohol and drug use with collegiate athletics, and the biggest takeaway from the survey is that lacrosse players get after it off the field.

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The values in the boxes above represent the percentage of players who used the substance over the last year. In the graphic below, the number indicates where each sport ranks.

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Most of it confirms what we already knew. Hockey players drink themselves numb, baseball loves a fat lip, and track stars aren’t burning down heaters before races. Lacrosse just ran away with the degenerate title, though. Generally these kids come from money, so it makes all the sense in the world that usage of the Colombian booger sugar is over 10 percent more than the next highest number.

The real shocker and disappointed is hoops. Dead last in every category. The fucking tennis team is making basketball look like the straight edge club that goes to the local coffee shop for slam poetry on Friday nights. Football didn’t have much of a showing, either. Granted, when you’re the two biggest money making sports with the most recognizable athletes on campus, coaches and administrators are probably limiting and watching over every minute of free time you have like a hawk.

[via Samuel W Bennett]

Image via Youtube

  1. Hugh G. Rection

    Please refrain from using the word “lit” ever again in your lifetime.

    10 years ago at 5:09 pm
    1. Dan Regester

      I think it’s funny to use ironically, so long as I pick and choose my spots.

      10 years ago at 5:14 pm
      1. Texas Tux and Oil

        Thank you for actually putting thought into your writing, seems like a rare trait over there.

        10 years ago at 5:16 pm
      2. DonTrump

        Research takes time… Especially when you’re asking people “Hey do you do cocaine, and are you an NCAA athlete?”

        10 years ago at 8:29 pm
    1. Colonel Leslie Dancer

      One more smart ass comment like that and it’s off to the barracks with you, do I make myself clear, soldier?

      10 years ago at 5:27 pm
  2. ANaturalLightPlease

    I’d like to throw some lacrosse players out on the tennis courts and see how tough they are then.

    10 years ago at 5:27 pm
      1. ANaturalLightPlease

        I’d like for you to understand sarcasm and get off this app and back to 10th grade, “laxbro”.

        10 years ago at 5:33 pm
    1. wdpeterson17

      Tennis is the most pussy sport and if it werne’t for the money it would be for geeds

      10 years ago at 5:34 pm
  3. Laxbro412

    When baseballs consider a “sport” despite the word “walk” being a major part of the “game”

    10 years ago at 5:29 pm
    1. cleavage

      Golf is one of those special sports that not only can you smoke up while playing, but it can sometimes make you better.

      10 years ago at 5:49 pm
    1. Jameson Von Budweiser

      That show has a couple of decent sketches but just pales in comparison to Chappelle

      10 years ago at 7:07 pm