I don't pay for my friends, I pay for a castle where we throw parties you're not invited to. TFM.

    1. Oprah Is A Dyke

      I don’t think anyone gives a shit. Most of us are living pretty well down here in the south.

      13 years ago at 6:27 pm
  1. monumentavenue

    Revision: I don’t pay for my friends, I pay for a castle where we throw parties to which you’re not invited. TFM.

    Never end a sentence with a preposition PG Fratting.

    13 years ago at 4:41 pm
    1. piphinest

      Actually, this is a huge grammar myth. Everyone seems to believe that you should never end a sentence in a preposition, but grammarians say there are plenty of cases when it is fine. In this case, there isn’t any reason to change the original, especially since it sounds more natural.
      I’m not going to post any links, but there are tons. Google it if you’d like.

      13 years ago at 6:25 pm
    2. toss me a bronson

      Ending sentences with prepositions is something for which I will not stand.

      13 years ago at 10:44 pm
    3. Polo_Frat_Lauren

      piphinest, It sounds like you are going to make a great English teacher some day.

      13 years ago at 11:11 pm
    4. piphinest

      Sorry….I get so used to defending it (journalist) that my response was kind of instinctive. I sound like a huge nerd. Plus, “on what is going?” definitely makes more sense than “what is going on?”

      13 years ago at 11:47 pm
  2. i may be a frat star

    i pay for food, parties with gorgeous women, a place to hang out that isn’t my dorm, legendary stories, and i pay for building a bond independents could never understand. fuck every gdi that has ever said this to me.

    13 years ago at 4:41 pm
    1. Sergeant Frat Arms

      just ask them to find an organization on campus that doesn’t have membership dues. it’s such an easy attack to defend too.

      13 years ago at 4:44 pm
    2. piphinest

      Sergeant Arms, I always think that exact thing. Doesn’t nearly every worthwhile club have membership fees? And if I were paying for my friends, wouldn’t my friends be the ones getting the money?

      13 years ago at 6:27 pm
    3. MM Sweetland

      You are paying to live with like minded men and to keep those GDIs at arms distance. One of the best investments a man can make.

      13 years ago at 6:41 pm
  3. Frat4Life1865

    If you actually break down what you are “paying” for then its not for friends at all. Bad ass housing, homecoming, intramural events, parties, and clothes (Bid day shirts, etc) then its actually an amazing investment. Unfortunately, Geeds are to stupid and poor to understand. They blow their money on cheap shit then watch us win everything every year without comprehending how. Jealousy is NF and that’s why Geeds are filled with Jealousy.

    Bottom line, I didn’t join a Fraternity because I thought I was better. I joined because I know I’m the best.

    13 years ago at 7:06 pm
  4. AmaXIng_Life

    “If that was even true, that would mean like a hundred people are paying to be my friend. So…..”

    13 years ago at 9:14 pm