Lance Armstrong Drops Fight Against Doping Charges, Likely to Have All Tour de France Titles Stripped

From the Associated Press:

The decision sets up a likely lifetime ban from the sport and the possibility that Armstrong will be stripped of his signature achievement – the extraordinary run of Tour titles he won from 1999-2005.

Armstrong, who retired last year, declined to enter arbitration – his last option – because he said he was weary of fighting accusations that have dogged him for years. He has consistently pointed to the hundreds of drug tests that he has passed as proof of his innocence.

“There comes a point in every man’s life when he has to say, “Enough is enough.” For me, that time is now,” Armstrong said in a statement sent to The Associated Press. He called the USADA investigation an “unconstitutional witch hunt.”

“I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in winning my seven Tours since 1999,” he said. “The toll this has taken on my family and my work for our foundation and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense.”

USADA will almost certainly treat Armstrong’s decision as an admission of guilt, and hang the label of drug cheat on an athlete who was a hero to thousands for overcoming life-threatening testicular cancer and for his foundation’s support for cancer research.

Well…fuck. This would be more crushing if I still cared about cycling. Still, you’ve got balls ball to lie like that Lance. Big, brash, balls ball.

In other news, miracles DON’T happen.

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  1. StudlyAtEverything

    500 drug tests and not a single positive test… still found guilty. Yah this must still be America.

    13 years ago at 8:42 am
  2. Phratter

    There’s no way the US Anti Doping Agency can strip someone of medals. The actual sports organizations who oversee the events are the only ones who can legally do that. US Cycling and similar organizations have all tested Lance extensively and have told USADA to fuck off because they’re being a bunch of fucking retards in this bullshit witch hunt. Lance has been PROVEN INNOCENT with test after test, doctor’s report after doctor’s report, there is no evidence WHATSOEVER that he was doping and there is a fuckton of evidence that he was in fact… wait for it… NOT DOPING GODDAMMIT.

    13 years ago at 9:17 am