Lane Kiffin Apparently Used A Fake Tinder Profile To Pick Up Hot Auburn Grad
Lane Kiffin is a ladies man. There’s no doubt about it. His ex-wife was a dime. He was rumored to be banging everyone in Tuscaloosa, including Saban’s daughter and a booster’s wife. He’s crushing it, to say the least.
Now there is the story coming out via Busted Coverage that Lane using a fake Tinder to pick up girls.
As the story goes, Lane created a fake profile, using the name of Ryan, to match with girls on Tinder. He would also follow them via Twitter on his fake profile, then DM them before giving out his digits. Busted Coverage got the deets from miss Ashley Spry, who happens to be an Auburn grad and one of Kiffin’s matches.
The two of them never actually slept with each other so his closing game must not be as strong as we once thought. But really, Kiffin goes to great length to make this the most elaborate Tinder scheme possible.
Step 1) Create fake Tinder profile
Step 2) Create fake Twitter profile
Step 3) DM girls your number
Step 4) let them know who they are really talking to
Step 5) Profit???
A little too much effort just to get some action if you ask me. I’m more of a get their number and fire unsolicited dick pics until I get some sort of nudes in return. It works about 45% of the time. Maybe Lane should try it out.
Here are some pics of Ashley via her Facebook page:
Lane has some pretty good taste. Wonder if he’s still swiping on Tinder or if he upgraded to Bumble..
[via Busted Coverage]
Images via Busted Coverage, Facebook/Ashley Spry Fitness
No longer going as Joey Freshwater I see
9 years ago at 12:36 pmCarlos Danger is still the GOAT
9 years ago at 12:43 pmHe could do better
9 years ago at 12:44 pmShe’s a 6, at best.
9 years ago at 12:51 pmHa the lengths people go to to get laid is absurd man I’ll tell you what personally I’ve just accepted no girl in their right mind will sleep with me so I just visit the looney bin and try to get strange from those girls and its a pretty good lay don’t get me wrong but yeah lol at lane kiffin
9 years ago at 1:04 pmYou’re a bad troll, at least attempt to be funny
9 years ago at 1:10 pmI’m not trolling man
9 years ago at 1:15 pmYou’re not my tempo
9 years ago at 1:18 pmTake a hike off of a cliff, Terence.
9 years ago at 1:45 pmIf you’d ever been in a looney bin you would know that physical contact between patients is not allowed and at night they check the beds every 15 minutes which isn’t much time even for you.
9 years ago at 7:44 pm2/10, can’t close, wouldn’t want on my staff
9 years ago at 1:15 pmElaborate ploys in order to get women to sleep with you. TFM
9 years ago at 10:41 pmBumble? Am I the only one shocked you didn’t plug Cyber Dust again?
9 years ago at 11:27 pmI’ve matched with her before and she is only in it to add Instagram followers. Her tinder bio went viral previously. This story is probably fake just to get attention again.
9 years ago at 6:37 am