Never-healing bruise on my right thigh from passing out face down on the floor with the keys in my pocket. TFM.

  1. SigmaPhiFratsilon

    despite a drunktaneous state, a true fratstar would make it to his own or any bed, and be there with a sorostitute. obviously you’re a northerner

    13 years ago at 1:56 pm
    1. livehardfratharder

      So you’ve never passed out anywhere except a bed? Sounds pretty NF to me, but what do you expect from a Sig Ep

      13 years ago at 2:29 pm
  2. Happy Fraturday

    Realizing thats how I got my thigh bruise only after reading this TFM. TFM

    13 years ago at 2:44 pm