The cart girl "helping me look for my ball" in the woods. TFM.

  1. Frick_n_Frat

    I’m going to go out on a limb and say that any slam that works as a ‘cart girl’ is probably not one to brag about.

    13 years ago at 10:28 am
    1. TheFrasters

      Are you kidding? Any respectable slam could easily clear $10,000 in a summer by sitting in a cart and looking pretty

      13 years ago at 2:53 pm
  2. CaptainBrohab

    Hey kids could you help me find my puppy? I’ve got candy in my van if you help find him!

    13 years ago at 10:29 am
  3. TotalKillerEpsilon

    How to make a TFM:
    -Discuss golf
    -Talk about slams
    Bonus points:
    -Talk about alcohol/drinking alcohol
    -Talk about George W. Bush

    13 years ago at 10:30 am
    1. Fratent Pending

      You forgot polo. I’m expecting this one today: Being solely responsible for RL Polo’s profit gains in the wake of cotton price hikes. TFM

      13 years ago at 10:54 am
    2. carolinahaze

      “_____ing your slam while ______ing cans of _____ and hunting _____ at Lake ______ with Senator _______ and then drunkenly singing ____________ at ___________’s wedding while wearing your _______ croakies on a pair of Costa _______’s. Frat Libs – FaF

      13 years ago at 11:02 am
    3. 1844_The_Win

      Coming from frantent pending thats pretty ironic. You going to help him get started?

      13 years ago at 12:34 pm
    4. Fratent Pending

      I’ll get him on the fast track to “fratented” hopefully no one copies your idea and put in the paperwork to the patent office already.

      13 years ago at 8:56 pm
  4. Damn Right

    Looking for balls in the woods-NF. Saying “Fuck it” pulling out another Titleist and taking a drop- TFTC

    13 years ago at 10:41 am
    1. True_Gentleman27

      Saying “Fuck it” and pulling out your dick on the fairway instead of in the woods. TFTC

      13 years ago at 10:50 am