Let’s Check In On Paulina Gretzky’s Ass

It’s been a while since we’ve graced you guys with the greatness of Paulina Gretzky and her phenomenal ass. She decided to show us all how it was doing on Sunday. Let’s get that update and catch up.

Yep. Still going strong. Nice touch with the PJ float. The swan float is overrated. Too many ugly girls have gotten onto that trend and it’s ruined it for me. The PJ needs to be exclusive to hot girls only, and Paulina is the epitome of hot girl.

This got me thinking. If you could trade lives with any golfer in the world right now, who would you choose? Some might say Spieth. Some might say Jason Day. Some might even say Daniel Berger for his hot ass girlfriend. Me? I’m picking DJ. Probably picking him if he didn’t win the US Open, too. He’s finished in the top 10 in 13 of the 31 majors he’s played in. He can drive the ball a mile. AND he goes home to this every night….

Yeah. Anyone who doesn’t pick trading lives with Dustin is a damn fool.

  1. Fraddington_bear

    Let’s check in on Fail Friday, yep you still owe us 7! Better get to work now if they are gonna be here by Friday.

    9 years ago at 2:45 pm
    1. Harrison Lee

      Boosh is in charge of the intern, so you’ll have to check with him on that.

      9 years ago at 2:47 pm
      1. Fraddington_bear

        The thought of Boosh having control over another human is horrifying and hilarious all at once.

        9 years ago at 2:53 pm
      1. A sulfur mine after spewing out noxious fumes doesn’t try to pass it off as insightful quips

        9 years ago at 6:13 am
  2. JamesLahey

    Is having a hot daughter Wayne Gretzky’s price for being the “The Great One”?

    9 years ago at 4:39 pm
  3. Jabba the PizzaHutt

    I would eat a bowl of cream corn made from the undigested corn bits found in her morning turd.

    9 years ago at 4:43 pm
  4. Are You Kidding Me

    That ass on a woman whose father was out of town for a good portion of her childhood is a winning combination.

    9 years ago at 5:53 am