Let’s Discuss The Blonde In The Wolf of Wall Street

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This is about the incredibly sexy blonde that stole the show in The Wolf of Wall Street. She’s really hot, it turns out, and I have pictures from the movie to show you to affirm this. If you clicked on this hoping to read a review of the movie, or to learn some interesting factoids about the life of Jordan Belfort, you’re going to be disappointed. You might also be kind of an idiot, because the title should have made it very clear that this is about the hot blonde from the movie. There aren’t any real spoilers here either, so rest easy if you haven’t seen the movie yet, even though I’d honestly have no problem spoiling the plot for you.

Her real name is Margot Robbie. She’s 23 years old and she’s from Australia. Another interesting fact about her is she’s fine as fuck and has a major league set of perky cutters. And she’s got the sex appeal to match.

She first appeared on screen in this scene:

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She had already melted the screen and got my pants twitching by this point and she hadn’t even gotten naked yet. Oh, by the way, she gets naked in the movie. Very naked. Naked as fuuuuuuck.

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I’ve always found the northeastern accent to be quite off-putting, especially coming from the mouth of a woman. Not anymore. Shit’s sexy as fuck now. I’m going to train my next girlfriend to talk like this chick. If she can’t nail it by day 3, she gone.

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The above two images are from a scene where she doesn’t have any panties on. She also talks about the fact that she doesn’t have any panties on. If not for the potential legalities involved, I’d have taken my underwear off right then and there in the theater, you know, just to match her.

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Still looking fine.

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Check out old man Scorsese coming in for a closer look. I feel you, Marty.

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  1. The White Cross

    Would drag my dick through a taliban-mine-inlayed field covered in the aids-drained needles from the scene from SAW while my arms were tied together by barbed wire made from the headdress from Christ himself after he was crucified, while on a limited-supply airtank just to have a 3 second video-conversation with her on skype via a dial up connection.

    12 years ago at 10:01 am
  2. CaughtMeJerkin

    I pulled a Fred Willard/Peewee Hermann during the nudie part. It was a nice theatre. Everyone was really mature about it.

    12 years ago at 10:05 am
  3. thesecondbasement

    It was so difficult to keep from wanking it when I went to see this with my girlfriend

    12 years ago at 10:33 am