Let’s Get Weird
First order of business: Help me name this column. I might do it every Friday, depending on how you guys enjoy it today. Let’s Get Weird is a good Friday vibe headline, but it’s not moving the needle enough for me right now. Help me name this fucker.
Alright so this is your Friday open thread. A type of open forum for you guys to talk about whatever you want: your weekend plans, Commenter of the Week nominees, content suggestions, what’s going on at your school, all the sex you’re not having, what music you’re listening to, whatever.
Just remember what happened to the forum and why we had to take your toy away from you, so help me keep this thing on the up and up, police your own, and don’t ruin a good thing..
Why you gotta tease us by throwing that word out there?
8 years ago at 1:52 pmNeed an opinion on what the best whiskey is. Thoughts?
8 years ago at 1:53 pmJhonnie black and soda, for the casual nights perhaps even Buchannans Master and soda.
8 years ago at 1:54 pmKentucky Gentleman
8 years ago at 1:54 pmGlenfiddich or Glenlivet, both decently priced and quality shit
8 years ago at 2:00 pmEvan Williams $13 a liter
8 years ago at 2:07 pmElijah Craig. It’s well worth the price. 2 Gingers Irish whiskey is also excellent.
8 years ago at 2:12 pmI like Irish so I’d say classic Bushmills or Tullamore Dew. Paddy Whiskey is a new brand I’m a fan of.
8 years ago at 2:22 pmBushmills and TD are very good. Haven’t tried Paddy yet, going to have to find some now.
8 years ago at 2:31 pmBest cheap whisky, Evan Williams. Best expensive whiskey, Elijah Craig Single Barrell
8 years ago at 2:35 pmRebecca Creek cuz Texas
8 years ago at 2:55 pmI’ve never complained with a good-sized bottle of Jack Daniel’s.
8 years ago at 2:59 pmBulleit Bourbon is the best
8 years ago at 3:05 pmEagle rare. $32 for 750ml. But very good
8 years ago at 3:06 pmJohn McKenna 10yr.
8 years ago at 3:21 pmThe quintessential Kentucky bourbon
Henry McKenna 10yr.
8 years ago at 3:42 pmJohn was the creepy guy they caught jerking off in the girls bathroom at the swim club
You honestly can’t go wrong With Woodford Reserve. It’s available everywhere and in my eyes, better than Jack.
If you want to get good taste at real cheap, Total Wine has Black Eagle handles for $20. Sounds shitty, I know, but trust me on it. Not great neat but I highly recommend over ice. Worst case, you hate it and you throw some coke with it.
8 years ago at 3:43 pmRebel yell.
8 years ago at 3:52 pmMaker’s dude
8 years ago at 4:25 pmmakers is the move
8 years ago at 7:39 pmCrowne Royal is what we roll with up north, but Bells does the job right. Cheers.
8 years ago at 7:46 pmCrowne is shit. If you want a good blended Canadian go with Caribou Crossing
8 years ago at 5:01 amKnob Creek and Bullet are my go to
8 years ago at 8:38 pmFour Roses is a fairly cheap one that I think is pretty damn good
8 years ago at 9:17 pmDepends. If you’re looking to get “blackout and maybe steal a cop car” drunk then Wild Turkey. Otherwise, Bulleit Bourbon is a quality option.
8 years ago at 2:06 amBourbon: Eagle Rare
8 years ago at 4:59 amIrish: Tullamore Dew
Scotch: Glenlivet (18 years or older. It’s scotch. Have some respect.)
Canadian: Forty Creek Barrel Select
If you like rye then High West other wise Woodford Reserve or Makers Mark
8 years ago at 7:43 amDepends on what your price range is:
8 years ago at 6:17 pmCheaper: Jack Daniels
Mid: Glenrothes
High: Yamakazi 18
Wild Turkey American Honey
8 years ago at 10:19 pmGo back to hiding under Bill’s nutsack, Hillary.
8 years ago at 2:19 amLeGarette Blount MVP +1700
Easy money
8 years ago at 1:59 pmIn all seriousness the mets at 12/1 to win the World Series this year is a bet you have to place.
8 years ago at 2:12 pmContent idea: Dress up like college students and go to parties at different fraternities at UT/Texas State/etc. and write about what they’re like, if you could/couldn’t get in. You guys get to get fucked up and you’ll have a good time
8 years ago at 2:04 pmYou don’t have to dress up like college students, just look younger so they won’t think a bunch of post grads are trying to get into their parties
8 years ago at 2:05 pmLol “just look younger”
8 years ago at 2:07 pmLaughed
8 years ago at 2:18 pmYour new Director of Inside Sales looks like thevaginator’s older brother.
8 years ago at 4:29 pmOr have a competition via articles submitted by houses explaining why they should be selected by TFM to come to their rager. Then write an honest review about the school’s bar/party scene and the selected frat’s blowout.
8 years ago at 3:58 pmWhat happened to forms originally?
8 years ago at 5:24 pmYou must be new here.
8 years ago at 6:53 pmThey spammed gay porn and it couldn’t be controlled
8 years ago at 10:07 amWe’ll call the series “Dorn Plays With The Kids”
8 years ago at 8:28 pmDillion, how do you feel about the CEO of the company you work for insinuating that you are a child molester? Can you write and article about that?
8 years ago at 8:53 pmWhat did the Jewish pedophile say to the children?
8 years ago at 4:09 am“Would you like to buy some candy?”
Insinuating?
8 years ago at 11:30 amHe signs my checks. He gets to say what he wants.
8 years ago at 10:07 amI can’t decide if I want Chinese food, pizza, or sushi. Yes I’m drunk. Yes it’s possible to get all three, go. also fuck you
8 years ago at 2:05 pmDrunk general tsao is an underappreciated cuisine
8 years ago at 2:07 pmOrder a pizza and chinese and then put Chinese food on the pizza as extra toppings. Could be good, could be terrible.
8 years ago at 2:13 pmThis is doable
8 years ago at 2:15 pmHOLY FUCK THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
8 years ago at 2:23 pmThis is why I love you Gonzo, you think of shit like this.
8 years ago at 1:20 pmI’m here to help.
8 years ago at 2:13 pmHellen Keller TFM has to be next commenter of the week. Talk about piss yourself laughing opportunity
8 years ago at 2:07 pmthe interview part would be hilarious
8 years ago at 3:49 pmI think a interview between Ruger Dern and Roger Dorn would be insightful
8 years ago at 6:05 pmI miss uncle ruge
8 years ago at 8:36 pmI just wanted to say Charlotte McKinney’s nudes leaked
8 years ago at 2:16 pmThank you, sir.
8 years ago at 4:05 pmPics or I call bullshit
8 years ago at 4:06 pmWas anyone else caught off by the straight vag shot? Great cooter but I don’t understand why she would ever let someone take a picture like that especially with her popularity.
8 years ago at 8:29 pmDid you see Kate Upton’s fappening pics from a few years ago? Shit was dirrrrrrrty. In addition to the usual tit shots, there were a couple of close-up vag pics and one of her back with Verlander’s jizz splattered all over it.
8 years ago at 2:17 amWhat is the first movie you ever saw at the theater? And what was the most recent?
8 years ago at 2:25 pmLast movie I saw in theaters was Spring Breakers nearly 4 years ago. Saw it twice, actually.
8 years ago at 2:33 pmI’ve only been to a handfull of movies since I turned 21. But I did get shitfaced last Friday and watched django unchained. such a good movie.
8 years ago at 2:45 pmThe first one I can remember is The Lost World: Jurassic Park. I think I was 3 at the time and I’m pretty sure I fell asleep during it.
8 years ago at 3:02 pmThe last one I saw was Rogue One. Loved it. Easily my favorite Star Wars movie, but certainly not the best per se.
The wicker man. Feel the cage.
8 years ago at 3:07 pmPretty sure the original toy story was the first. Last movie I saw in theaters was interstellar. (Try watching that movie while high, it’s a joy)
8 years ago at 3:14 pmFIRST MOVIE I EVER SAW WAS SPIRIT: STALLION OF THE CIMARRON. MOST RECENT WAS DEADPOOL. BOTH WERE TIGHT.
8 years ago at 4:01 pmTook me forever to realize it wasn’t spirit of the cinnamon when I was a kid
8 years ago at 7:39 pmBambi!
8 years ago at 4:17 pmFirst movie – Batman (Keaton, Nicholson). Most recent – Rogue One.
8 years ago at 8:08 pmFirst: Flubber
8 years ago at 5:04 amMost recent: Rogue One
Just saw split last weekend. Creepy as shit
8 years ago at 10:22 pmGood to see Shyamalan not sucking again
8 years ago at 6:49 amDorn, quit asking us to do the work for you. We don’t get paid enough for this shit.
8 years ago at 2:31 pmI haven’t seen them comment in a while but Statler and Waldorf (the old muppet guys) are hilarious and should be put into consideration for co- commenters of the week.
8 years ago at 2:32 pmSo should polo__mane
8 years ago at 3:25 pm