Let’s Get Weird
7 years ago

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First order of business: Help me name this column. I might do it every Friday, depending on how you guys enjoy it today. Let’s Get Weird is a good Friday vibe headline, but it’s not moving the needle enough for me right now. Help me name this fucker.

Alright so this is your Friday open thread. A type of open forum for you guys to talk about whatever you want: your weekend plans, Commenter of the Week nominees, content suggestions, what’s going on at your school, all the sex you’re not having, what music you’re listening to, whatever.

Just remember what happened to the forum and why we had to take your toy away from you, so help me keep this thing on the up and up, police your own, and don’t ruin a good thing.

    1. Dr. House

      Jhonnie black and soda, for the casual nights perhaps even Buchannans Master and soda.

      7 years ago at 1:54 pm
    5. DrGonzoTFM

      Elijah Craig. It’s well worth the price. 2 Gingers Irish whiskey is also excellent.

      7 years ago at 2:12 pm
    6. Otter Stratton J.D.

      I like Irish so I’d say classic Bushmills or Tullamore Dew. Paddy Whiskey is a new brand I’m a fan of.

      7 years ago at 2:22 pm
      1. DrGonzoTFM

        Bushmills and TD are very good. Haven’t tried Paddy yet, going to have to find some now.

        7 years ago at 2:31 pm
    7. That drunk brother

      Best cheap whisky, Evan Williams. Best expensive whiskey, Elijah Craig Single Barrell

      7 years ago at 2:35 pm
      1. CrookedHalo

        Henry McKenna 10yr.
        John was the creepy guy they caught jerking off in the girls bathroom at the swim club

        7 years ago at 3:42 pm
    13. DIBS1550

      You honestly can’t go wrong With Woodford Reserve. It’s available everywhere and in my eyes, better than Jack.

      If you want to get good taste at real cheap, Total Wine has Black Eagle handles for $20. Sounds shitty, I know, but trust me on it. Not great neat but I highly recommend over ice. Worst case, you hate it and you throw some coke with it.

      7 years ago at 3:43 pm
    16. JamesSigma647

      Crowne Royal is what we roll with up north, but Bells does the job right. Cheers.

      7 years ago at 7:46 pm
      1. CanadianB4C0N

        Crowne is shit. If you want a good blended Canadian go with Caribou Crossing

        7 years ago at 5:01 am
    18. DornFromMajorLeague

      Four Roses is a fairly cheap one that I think is pretty damn good

      7 years ago at 9:17 pm
    19. Mitch The Godfather Martin

      Depends. If you’re looking to get “blackout and maybe steal a cop car” drunk then Wild Turkey. Otherwise, Bulleit Bourbon is a quality option.

      7 years ago at 2:06 am
    20. CanadianB4C0N

      Bourbon: Eagle Rare
      Irish: Tullamore Dew
      Scotch: Glenlivet (18 years or older. It’s scotch. Have some respect.)
      Canadian: Forty Creek Barrel Select

      7 years ago at 4:59 am
    21. Swampfoxfrat

      If you like rye then High West other wise Woodford Reserve or Makers Mark

      7 years ago at 7:43 am
    22. LazyRican

      Depends on what your price range is:
      Cheaper: Jack Daniels
      Mid: Glenrothes
      High: Yamakazi 18

      7 years ago at 6:17 pm
    1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

      In all seriousness the mets at 12/1 to win the World Series this year is a bet you have to place.

      7 years ago at 2:12 pm
  5. Ted Williams

    Content idea: Dress up like college students and go to parties at different fraternities at UT/Texas State/etc. and write about what they’re like, if you could/couldn’t get in. You guys get to get fucked up and you’ll have a good time

    7 years ago at 2:04 pm
    1. Ted Williams

      You don’t have to dress up like college students, just look younger so they won’t think a bunch of post grads are trying to get into their parties

      7 years ago at 2:05 pm
      3. Henry_Eighth

        Your new Director of Inside Sales looks like thevaginator’s older brother.

        7 years ago at 4:29 pm
      4. CrookedHalo

        Or have a competition via articles submitted by houses explaining why they should be selected by TFM to come to their rager. Then write an honest review about the school’s bar/party scene and the selected frat’s blowout.

        7 years ago at 3:58 pm
      9. CottonGin

        Dillion, how do you feel about the CEO of the company you work for insinuating that you are a child molester? Can you write and article about that?

        7 years ago at 8:53 pm
      10. AndrewsMomsAss

        What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children?
        “Would you like to buy some candy?”

        7 years ago at 4:09 am
  6. Sundown96

    I can’t decide if I want Chinese food, pizza, or sushi. Yes I’m drunk. Yes it’s possible to get all three, go. also fuck you

    7 years ago at 2:05 pm
    2. DrGonzoTFM

      Order a pizza and chinese and then put Chinese food on the pizza as extra toppings. Could be good, could be terrible.

      7 years ago at 2:13 pm
  7. CurtisSnow69

    Hellen Keller TFM has to be next commenter of the week. Talk about piss yourself laughing opportunity

    7 years ago at 2:07 pm
    3. The Lumberjack

      Was anyone else caught off by the straight vag shot? Great cooter but I don’t understand why she would ever let someone take a picture like that especially with her popularity.

      7 years ago at 8:29 pm
      1. ImHereForTheGangbang

        Did you see Kate Upton’s fappening pics from a few years ago? Shit was dirrrrrrrty. In addition to the usual tit shots, there were a couple of close-up vag pics and one of her back with Verlander’s jizz splattered all over it.

        7 years ago at 2:17 am
  9. Cartier

    What is the first movie you ever saw at the theater? And what was the most recent?

    7 years ago at 2:25 pm
    1. DrGonzoTFM

      Last movie I saw in theaters was Spring Breakers nearly 4 years ago. Saw it twice, actually.

      7 years ago at 2:33 pm
    2. Kramer Smash

      I’ve only been to a handfull of movies since I turned 21. But I did get shitfaced last Friday and watched django unchained. such a good movie.

      7 years ago at 2:45 pm
    3. TheWallinator74

      The first one I can remember is The Lost World: Jurassic Park. I think I was 3 at the time and I’m pretty sure I fell asleep during it.
      The last one I saw was Rogue One. Loved it. Easily my favorite Star Wars movie, but certainly not the best per se.

      7 years ago at 3:02 pm
    5. BobMotherFuckingBarker

      Pretty sure the original toy story was the first. Last movie I saw in theaters was interstellar. (Try watching that movie while high, it’s a joy)

      7 years ago at 3:14 pm
    6. Karl Karlson

      FIRST MOVIE I EVER SAW WAS SPIRIT: STALLION OF THE CIMARRON. MOST RECENT WAS DEADPOOL. BOTH WERE TIGHT.

      7 years ago at 4:01 pm
      1. Singlebarrel2

        Took me forever to realize it wasn’t spirit of the cinnamon when I was a kid

        7 years ago at 7:39 pm
  10. That drunk brother

    Dorn, quit asking us to do the work for you. We don’t get paid enough for this shit.

    7 years ago at 2:31 pm
  11. Brooks brothers bow tie

    I haven’t seen them comment in a while but Statler and Waldorf (the old muppet guys) are hilarious and should be put into consideration for co- commenters of the week.

    7 years ago at 2:32 pm