Let’s Get Weird
It’s Friday, it’s unseasonably warm outside, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
If you haven’t yet read today’s Commenter of the Week interview between SharkWeekTFM and literally himself, I suggest you do that now, because the kid nailed it.
Okay now onto Kramer Smash, one of our contributors, who’s looking for an admittedly chickenshit way to get out of a relationship as to avoid dealing with some emotional blowback. I don’t think it works that way, man. I’m pretty sure you know what you should do here.
I hate to put you on blast but:
This pretty much sums it up. Just tell her it’s over, you pussy.
I enjoyed this exchange here. You guys are getting better and I’m becoming more and more proud of you by the day. You weird bastards.
Be safe out there, guys, and remember, never leave your wingman.
Hi Dillon!! Have you ever been to Vail before!?!?
7 years ago at 2:30 pmHey you wanna hook up sometime?
7 years ago at 3:38 pmWhat in tarnation
7 years ago at 3:48 pmDidn’t know they were from Alabama.
7 years ago at 4:55 pmSays on his commenter page. And it doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.
7 years ago at 3:45 pmSOS: any of you gents have any ideas on how to get alcohol sent to you on a deployment? They catch and take pretty much everything and this dude is getting thirsty. I guess they’ve even caught onto the sun tan bottles and shit.
7 years ago at 2:35 pmKool-Aid and a shitter.
7 years ago at 2:40 pmDepending on where you’re deployed too, make friends with a flyer. Pretty typical for us to do an overnighter to somewhere like Germany while “deployed”.
7 years ago at 3:09 pmWhichever has highest alcohol content
7 years ago at 5:20 pmFuck I replied to the wrong comment
7 years ago at 5:21 pmRussians
7 years ago at 8:11 pmMy brother is in Afghanistan right now and I dump out mouthwash bottles and fill them with vodka and stuff. They get through.
7 years ago at 12:34 amI’ve heard those don’t get through anymore, but I guess trial by fireball is in order. RandomWhiteGuy, I didn’t even think of that. Gonna have to take some trips out to the flightline soon I guess
7 years ago at 2:40 amGod fucking bless you bud. Any man who fights for our freedoms with “how do I get drunk” as his only worry is a fucking legend in my book.
7 years ago at 2:41 amToday is Bacon’s birthday.
7 years ago at 2:39 pm#BaconLivedBirthdays
7 years ago at 2:41 pmName checks out.
7 years ago at 6:56 pmI quite enjoyed listening to you on the podcast this week Dorno, don’t be a communist dick and disrespect the National Anthem again though.
7 years ago at 2:41 pmPledge of Allegiance*
7 years ago at 5:34 pmAre the Instagram babe of the day brackets coming out for March Madness? Who are the #1 seeds?
7 years ago at 2:52 pmContent idea: replace the Mia Khalifa podcast interviews with just posts of today’s Instagram babe’s friend in the red dress with the amazing cannons.
7 years ago at 2:55 pmKramer Smash, an idea that works for girls you’ve been dating but not been official with is a simple “my ex and I decided to give it another shot.” Works amazingly well.
7 years ago at 3:03 pmEh she’d know right away I was lying. But every option is on the table, from faking my own death to lying about a botched gender reassignment surgery that rendered me sterile
7 years ago at 3:21 pmYou got to set the stage for it. Real short texts, bad excuses for why you cant hang out, let her know shes low on you priority totem pole.. then man up and do it. 7-10 day process, max.
7 years ago at 8:08 pmSorry bro but if you can stoop to that level of using any exuse to end it then why did you even start it. Sounds like a pussy move unless she did something real bitchy to you. prob could of just been real with her . Did she want to end it too? Kinda sick of watching gals getting used by fuckers. Just had to stop a nice chick from self harm last night over a similar thing. gotta be careful bro even if she did something to ya
7 years ago at 2:13 pmI’ve been known to give good advice.
7 years ago at 3:08 pmDon’t hurt your wrist jacking yourself off. I did set the wheels in motion to end it yesterday…but I pussed out. Im good at initiating but terrible at ending.
7 years ago at 3:15 pmBeing good at initiating but terrible at ending. TFM.
7 years ago at 3:26 pmI have your mother do it for me.
7 years ago at 9:27 pmI grew a pair and ended it. Thank you tfm community for the encouragement I needed
7 years ago at 12:29 amYou want some encouragement? How’s this? Stop using the internet to create some fantasy douche life when the world knows you’re a lazy asshole with some serious internal problems. Grow up.
7 years ago at 2:48 pmYa, really bro. you’re pitiful. Go “grow a pair” and learn to work through shit when it gets rough. I’d love to hear the real reason why you dumped this chick. Shes clearly a keeper if shed give you the time of day. Talk to her if you got probs not dumbassses you don’t know
7 years ago at 3:03 pmA cunt who would allow a deadbeat needle dick like you any where near her clearly has something severely wrong and deserves to have her tits detached and shoved up her pussy. That cum dumpster’s life is shit now cause what fucking bro would ever go after a slich that had your dna near it. Shouldve just killed the cuntsicle if shes that worthless that she can’t even satisfy a low life worthless piece of trash like you. This whole thing was probably just a show to make the world think kramer could actually even get a girl. Bullshit. Nobody will ever want you or her.
7 years ago at 9:29 pmWoah too much dude. he might be a deadbeat but dont kill the lady.
7 years ago at 12:22 pmHonestly dude you must be some kind of a chickenshit pussy to use a website to get relationship advice. Do you not have any real friends. Is it that hard to talk to her about it or try to work shit out instead of just giving up? Relationships take time to work out the way you want and you cant be a frat dude forever. might be missing out on something great by ending it and cutting her off. surprised she didnt dump you first cause you obv dont have any class . Whats her name ? I’ll show her what a real man is
7 years ago at 11:42 amBest things to do while in Cabo on spring break?
7 years ago at 3:25 pmCocaine
7 years ago at 3:27 pmHe’s right
7 years ago at 5:07 pmI set myself up for this. Also, you are right.
7 years ago at 7:42 pmWhat should be my beer of choice for the weekend? I feel like switching from bud light for a bit
7 years ago at 3:46 pmPabst Blue Ribbon
7 years ago at 3:53 pmLand Shark. Just so you can say a shark on the Internet told you to.
7 years ago at 5:33 pmMolson
7 years ago at 6:14 pmGreatest lager on Earth. Canadian pilsner or bust.
7 years ago at 9:07 pmGoing to school right next to the border has made me appreciate it
7 years ago at 9:44 pmWe do beer right up north
7 years ago at 5:18 pmWas this ever a question? Natty light of course
7 years ago at 5:39 pm