Let’s Get Weird

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It’s Friday, it’s unseasonably warm outside, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

If you haven’t yet read today’s Commenter of the Week interview between SharkWeekTFM and literally himself, I suggest you do that now, because the kid nailed it.

Okay now onto Kramer Smash, one of our contributors, who’s looking for an admittedly chickenshit way to get out of a relationship as to avoid dealing with some emotional blowback. I don’t think it works that way, man. I’m pretty sure you know what you should do here.

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I hate to put you on blast but:

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This pretty much sums it up. Just tell her it’s over, you pussy.

I enjoyed this exchange here. You guys are getting better and I’m becoming more and more proud of you by the day. You weird bastards.

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Be safe out there, guys, and remember, never leave your wingman.

    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Cheapest. That or use cups of water and take a shot of something stronger instead of drinking the water.

      8 years ago at 5:36 pm
      1. thevaginator

        This dumb shit gave about the worst description possible. I gave him an exact address but he is too much of a bitch to do anything

        8 years ago at 7:06 pm
      2. CanadianB4C0N

        Told ya. I don’t travel for losers. And “right next to the CVS on the corner of 13th and 16th” doesn’t leave much room for error.

        8 years ago at 7:39 pm
      3. Mitch The Godfather Martin

        Vag –
        Come to Scottrade Center in St. Louis and I’ll kick your teeth down your throat. But we all know you won’t do that because you’re more full of shit than Hillary Clinton.

        8 years ago at 10:08 pm
      4. CanadianB4C0N

        More importantly: what the ever-loving fuck are we doing tying up 3.5 million in Bergie? Armstrong’s got his head up a fucking mile in his ass bud. Dude’s unproven.

        8 years ago at 1:41 am
      5. Mitch The Godfather Martin

        I couldn’t agree more. Armstrong has been making some dumbass calls recently.

        8 years ago at 7:24 pm