Let’s Get Weird
7 years ago

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It’s Friday, spring break is in full swing, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

Here’s another reminder that the 2017 TFM Spring Break Photo and Video Contest is underway and it’s hotter than ever. Tons and tons of boob and butthole luges. I’m not one to tell you people how to live your lives, but I am here to tell you to stop drinking beer out of strangers’ sweaty buttholes out in front of God and everyone. It’s a bad look and unsanitary. There’s one guy who did like five butthole luges! That’s five too many. I’m all in on the shark tank challenge, though. That shit is wild. College kids swimming with sharks, risking their lives for a shot at social media glory. I love it.

Keep the spring break videos and pictures rolling in by sending them to [email protected] and put SPRING BREAK in your subject line to enter.

What are we getting into this weekend?

That's six.

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    1. thevaginators dad

      I met mine when she was two days old an’ our parents brung her home from the hospital.

      7 years ago at 3:17 pm
      1. Elvis Presley

        I then gained almost 200 pounds, took 35 narcotic pills a day and became a federal narcotics officer all before dying on my shitter.

        7 years ago at 3:19 pm
  5. DrGonzoTFM

    Is it just me or is the comments section starting to suck? It’s becoming overrun with unoriginal trolls and vaginator rip offs. Sad!

    7 years ago at 3:24 pm
    1. InternationalFratStudent

      I feel like it’s just a reoccurring thought with anyone who’s been on this site for more than a couple years. It’s like the seniors thinking the freshman fucking suck which they do

      7 years ago at 3:36 pm
      1. LazyRican

        No, I think is that most try too hard to represent how their “characters/pictures” would be in a fraternity and just keep coming short on genuine funny commentaries and keep repeating themselves

        7 years ago at 3:40 pm
      2. DrGonzoTFM

        I agree with both points. I’ve been in and out of this site for the last several years and maybe I’m just getting old. But at the same time, these themed accounts or accounts with the same recycled joke (except Andrew’s Moms Ass of course) are getting really annoying really quickly.

        7 years ago at 4:02 pm
      6. BobMotherFuckingBarker

        As long as the veteran commenters keep producing I don’t mind

        7 years ago at 4:17 pm
      7. DrGonzoTFM

        I agree with that. Thankfully most of the troll accounts are short-lived so they’re easy to overlook.

        7 years ago at 4:29 pm
      9. Fratty McFratFrat

        You’re not a troll, BayBro. You’re not mean-spirited like thevaginator. And you’re not a novelty or “character” account. I dunno what you are.

        7 years ago at 5:55 pm
      11. Edgar_Allen_Bro24

        I just imagine everything BayBro says in the Borat voice, then downvote it out of respect. But I actually find BayBro to be funny in an unfunny way.

        7 years ago at 11:36 am
      12. wearbowsdrinkwhiskey

        I think it’s a combination of the sharp decline in content quality, which don’t exactly elicit interesting comments or conversations, the new shitheads on this site and the elimination of the forums cause now we have to rely on the disappointing comments section for entertainment now.

        7 years ago at 6:10 pm
      13. wearbowsdrinkwhiskey

        If they aren’t gonna bring back the forums they could at least make a separate site to start them back up again. They were by far the best thing about this site.

        7 years ago at 6:13 pm
      16. Kappasaurus

        If you honestly don’t know why the forums were taken down then you must be extremely new to this site, or not read very many articles…but either way it’s probably not coming back sadly

        7 years ago at 1:23 am
      17. wearbowsdrinkwhiskey

        Also is you’re promoting archives of different categories you should create an archive of all the good articles that TFM has posted. This may be a little time consuming since it’ll require you to go through everything posted between 2011-2014/2015, but it’d make it much easy find this site’s (vintage) quality content

        7 years ago at 1:10 am
      2. Cuntpunting

        Was looking for opinions on flavor vs unfilling to finish a case, but you guys aren’t wrong.

        7 years ago at 2:38 am
  7. InternationalFratStudent

    Happy St.Pattys day you degenerate fucks! Enjoy a Guinness or glass of Jameson whiskey! Or ya know… a case of natty.

    7 years ago at 3:38 pm
    2. Butanefratoil

      I was drinking at someones apt I didn’t know and threw up on their $2000 tv and left

      7 years ago at 9:23 am
      1. CanadianB4C0N

        You’re the kinda person everyone aspires to be for 4 years then never again until they die.

        7 years ago at 5:12 pm
  8. billybudd

    Stop making character accounts. They’re unoriginal and not even a little bit funny. I’m lookin at you, Gerald. And Elvis especially. That guy fucking sucks.

    7 years ago at 3:40 pm
    1. billybudd

      Also if you’re not pounding beers out of a butthole why even bother drinking. For a neat little twist, butt chug it first. Double the fun double the flavor

      7 years ago at 3:43 pm
    2. Gerald R. Ford

      Your the one talking about being unoriginal when your profile pic is the generic automatic one.

      7 years ago at 3:44 pm
      1. billybudd

        Sorry I don’t give enough of a fuck to change a profile picture on some college satire website that I read while I’m taking dumps? Do way way less, maybe get out more bud. I’m sure even you can meet someone.

        7 years ago at 4:22 pm
    3. Fratty McFratFrat

      I guess if you write your comments as if you are stuttering, it will go right over everyone’s head. And be incredibly annoying.

      7 years ago at 5:43 pm
  9. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    Couple of great Irish drinking songs for st Paddy’s day

    Dirty old town-The Pogues
    Celtic Symphony-The Wolfe tones
    The wild rover-The Dubliners

    Happy drinking lads

    7 years ago at 3:55 pm
    1. Fratty McFratFrat

      Frabst has been blackballed so many times, his balls are now recognized as a protected minority.

      7 years ago at 4:24 pm