Let’s Get Weird
It’s Friday, spring break is in full swing, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
Here’s another reminder that the 2017 TFM Spring Break Photo and Video Contest is underway and it’s hotter than ever. Tons and tons of boob and butthole luges. I’m not one to tell you people how to live your lives, but I am here to tell you to stop drinking beer out of strangers’ sweaty buttholes out in front of God and everyone. It’s a bad look and unsanitary. There’s one guy who did like five butthole luges! That’s five too many. I’m all in on the shark tank challenge, though. That shit is wild. College kids swimming with sharks, risking their lives for a shot at social media glory. I love it.
Keep the spring break videos and pictures rolling in by sending them to instagram@totalfratmove.com and put SPRING BREAK in your subject line to enter.
What are we getting into this weekend?
Who are the top five chicks you would bang?
8 years ago at 5:41 pmDo they have to be alive?
8 years ago at 5:50 pmCamille Rowe, Margot Robbie, Katy Perry, Mandy Moore, Abigail Ratchford.
8 years ago at 6:48 pmKatherine Timpf (young Fox News commentator, I have a serious thing for the hot nerd vibe and she lays it on thick)
8 years ago at 12:32 amKate Beckinsale
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge
Alex Morgan
Christina Ricci
Throw in Lauren Southern next to Kat Timpf, then add Robie, Heather Locklear, and Cassandra Peterson/Raquel Welch/Morgan Fairchild/Christie Brinkley could flip a coin
8 years ago at 6:40 amRatajkowski
8 years ago at 12:23 pmGisele
Rosie Huntington
Annalynne McCord
Charlotte McKinney
Charlotte Mckinney
8 years ago at 5:55 pmRihanna (she looks like a freak)
Charlize Theron
Hellen Mirren (don’t judge)
Alice Eve
Anyone else expecting to see a sharp increase of pink eye on campus when they return from spring break?
8 years ago at 10:52 pmIs it good or bad I’m ahead of the trend then?
8 years ago at 1:24 am