Let’s Get Weird: March 24
It’s Friday, spring break is thankfully wrapping up, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
This was one of the most hate-filled weeks we’ve ever had, because of the shark shotgun video we posted that went viral and made national headlines and got all the negative attention. People are still emailing us, telling us how disgusting and shameful we are just for sharing the video. Am I high or is this an absurd overreaction? I want you guys to weigh in. The shark wasn’t harmed. According to the guys in the video, they pulled him out of the water, used his teeth to puncture the beer, then returned him tot his home.
As I noted in the above linked article, it is a little disrespectful to do that, but worthy of all this outrage? I just don’t see it. Fucking CNN emailed me this morning for comment. CNN!
Anyway, keep the spring break videos and pictures rolling in by sending them to [email protected] and put SPRING BREAK in your subject line to enter.
What are we getting into this weekend?
Got a fake id ticket last weekend, word to the wise, take a good look at the bouncer before you hand him illegal documents
7 years ago at 12:58 pmYou probably should wait until you’ve graduated high school to try and get into bars squirt
7 years ago at 3:27 pmYou ever stop talking about yourself?
7 years ago at 12:49 amStill home for spring break. Might hit on the ol’ high school fling
7 years ago at 12:59 pmHitting up the middle school fling TDornM
7 years ago at 1:19 pmCome
7 years ago at 9:07 pmBy
And
See
Bitch
At least he doesn’t have a prom pic as his picture anymore
7 years ago at 10:34 pmBaby steps.
7 years ago at 12:54 amThat’s a bold move Cotton
7 years ago at 9:38 pmLet’s settle this debate: is it a day drink? Dager? Day long?
7 years ago at 1:09 pmDay drink
7 years ago at 1:13 pmIn the northeast we call it a darty
7 years ago at 1:18 pmThough if you want to not sound like a douchebag, just go with day drink
7 years ago at 1:23 pmIn my day we called it Being An Alcoholic.
7 years ago at 5:15 pmSo did you give CNN a comment?
7 years ago at 1:13 pmI’m hoping it was akin to a Marshawn Lynch “hold my dick.”
7 years ago at 1:33 pmCan you pick better commenters of the week? Kegatron’s comments suck and so did his answers. With so many funny commenters to choose from the fuck does it get messed up?
7 years ago at 1:24 pmAre you saying that because you believe it or because you want to be commenter of the week?
7 years ago at 1:39 pmI would be a shitty choice but I’d be better than half the ones they made.
7 years ago at 2:46 pmThe gag/personality accounts are probably best (eg. AndrewsMomsAss, Frabst). Regular commenters = regular results.
7 years ago at 3:46 pmWhat’s a “gag account?”
7 years ago at 5:30 pmGag account. Andrew gave his brothers a gag account when he walked in on you giving his dad a blowie.
7 years ago at 9:03 pmAndrew and I are blocking you on Facebook! And I haven’t “been with” Andrew’s father since he ran off with that cheap floozie of a dietician!
7 years ago at 10:31 pmPlease don’t block me. I didn’t mean it!
7 years ago at 12:28 amI’m not funny and interesting? Shit….
7 years ago at 5:23 pmTotally fair bud.
7 years ago at 12:52 amSomeone’s salty
7 years ago at 12:57 amI once was locked out of the White House with my dog in the middle on the night and I was stuck outside till 7am. that morning.
7 years ago at 1:29 pmAnd the inflation rate dropped 2% while you were locked out.
7 years ago at 5:26 pmCan we get rid of the cancerous commenters on this website?
7 years ago at 1:33 pmStart with hgl_jmu
7 years ago at 1:39 pmVirginator*
7 years ago at 1:56 pmDude I am so far inside your head. I own you.
7 years ago at 3:28 pmMore take a lap’s, headed your way.
7 years ago at 4:03 pmLike I give a fuck about the opinions of any of the serfs on this site
7 years ago at 5:31 pmGo back to 1017.
7 years ago at 1:52 pmWhen everybody thinks it, it’s fact.
7 years ago at 1:53 pmThat dude has to be featured on bad commenter of the week soon. He’s fucking horrendous but often slides under the radar.
7 years ago at 10:55 amNah i’m chillin. I don’t start shit and I use the comment section for my comments. Not my fault you’re butt hurt.
7 years ago at 3:47 pm100% overreaction to shark video. The part I hated most was that everyone kept thinking the guy that shot gunned it was in a fraternity. I don’t think he is (saw his instagram, correct me if I’m wrong).
7 years ago at 2:10 pmNo publicity is bad publicity
7 years ago at 2:40 pmBill Cosby might disagree.
7 years ago at 7:12 amJapan just eliminated Speith. Lucky I didn’t see you out there Dorn. You would have caught hands.
7 years ago at 2:40 pmI think they have names nowadays.
7 years ago at 1:56 pm