Let’s Get Weird: April 28

It’s Friday, day party season is in full swing, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
I’m still neck deep in writing applications. I added a couple promising writers to the team this week with a few more on the way. It’s a process. Just the #process.
Anyone go to Fyre Festival? Looks like a pretty good time. I might try to catch weekend two. I hear Blink 182 is performing.
One of the top comments from last week’s LGW:

What a weird situation. You clearly did the right thing, as long as you’re giving us the honest account of what happened. Screw those girls (again, if you’re not lying).
What are we getting into this weekend?
I hope I wasn’t the only one who died laughing when the browns got Jabril peppers
10 years ago at 1:41 pmActually every pick by the browns is making me die
10 years ago at 9:17 pmI love to kiss titties
10 years ago at 1:42 pmUp there with Carson Wentz’s wormhole tweet last year
10 years ago at 2:49 pmThe kid’s gonna be all time. Glad the bears found us someone worthy to replace Jay Cutler.
10 years ago at 3:10 pmI have a songwriting credit in a film being released this weekend. Life is good.
10 years ago at 1:49 pmWhat? In Mitchell Too-Frisky’s: I kiss titties 2 Electric Boogaloo
10 years ago at 4:10 pmGive us at least a hint about what it is. I for one would like to hear your work.
10 years ago at 8:44 amAs would I.
10 years ago at 9:47 pmAre all those people gathered for a Barry Manilow concert!? I hope he sings “Copacabana”!!
10 years ago at 1:54 pmTry less
10 years ago at 3:12 pmSo is that one screenshot the COTW column you promised us, Dorn?
10 years ago at 1:57 pmNo
10 years ago at 1:59 pmCool, cool… so where is it?
10 years ago at 5:25 pmEverybody knows that no really means yes
10 years ago at 9:37 pmUnderrated Summer Weekend Rage Locations in no particular order:
1. Pensacola, Fl – lots of bars downtown and bars align the beach, not hotels. Also there’s a Land Shark bar.
10 years ago at 2:12 pm2. Mobile, Al – You might have the time of your life, might get shot. But you can open container carry all downtown.
3. Charleston, SC – Yacht parties….yacht parties
Ft Myers beach too. Plenty of fgcu sluts. Daytona is lit.
10 years ago at 6:28 pmCan confirm with Ft Myers. Make sure to do the pirate booze cruise
10 years ago at 7:33 pmDaytona is a shithole.
10 years ago at 6:21 amYes but it’s a fun shithole
10 years ago at 7:51 amAs a weekend rage, true if you stay north of the bridge.
10 years ago at 5:50 pmFavorite song on new Kendrick album?
10 years ago at 2:13 pmKendrick’s a God. Don’t know why you got lapped.
10 years ago at 5:27 pmWhat’s that girl’s Instagram in your photo?
10 years ago at 5:57 pmDNA, but Humble, God, XXX, and Fear are all close seconds
10 years ago at 7:24 pmThis is a thread of great throwback jerseys people should pick up
10 years ago at 2:13 pmAllen Iverson-Sixers (NBA Finals era)
10 years ago at 2:13 pmRandy Moss-Vikings
Mike Vick-Falcons
John Stockton-Jazz
Ken Griffey Jr-Mariners
How about a 2014 Joe Mixon Oklahoma jersey?
10 years ago at 2:20 pmWow looks like we have a bunch of pussies on this site who need to go back to their safe spaces
10 years ago at 8:12 pmMarc, I spoke to one of your friends from high school today. He told me about the Locker Room Incident.
10 years ago at 11:52 pmMarc says he wants you to prove it’s him. In fact he wants you to see him login on this account and says that he thinks you are a massive pussy and would beat the shit out of you. By the way Sal I know about the story about you and the go kart Rush Event so you better shut the fuck up before I put it in an article
10 years ago at 1:24 amYou said you would never waste your time writing an article for this site. But you’ve already written one, haven’t you, Marc?
10 years ago at 3:54 amMarc says he’s gonna knock your teeth in next time he sees you
10 years ago at 8:44 pmOk Mason
10 years ago at 7:07 amLarry Bird’s jersey
10 years ago at 2:20 pmJim Craig-USA
10 years ago at 4:05 pmPudge Rodriguez – Texans
10 years ago at 2:41 pmTracy McGrady – Houston
I’m personally a fan of Tmac’s Raptors jersey, though an underrated Houston jersey is Yao Ming
10 years ago at 2:46 pmIf you’re a hockey guy Ron Francis – Hartford Whalers
10 years ago at 3:27 pmMathew Barnaby Sabres jersey
10 years ago at 3:41 pmNot exactly a throwback but I’m a fan of a Paul George – Pacers Hickory alternate jersey from Hoosiers
10 years ago at 3:53 pmReggie Miller Flo Jo is a great Pacers throwback
10 years ago at 4:05 pmWade Boggs Redsox
10 years ago at 4:03 pmscalabrine
10 years ago at 5:09 pmOJ Simpson
10 years ago at 5:27 pmSteve Nash away jersey is a go-to.
10 years ago at 8:42 pmDr. J nets or sixers jersey
10 years ago at 10:10 pmBo Jackson’s baseball jersey.
10 years ago at 9:49 pmWho will have a better career: Watson, Trubisky or Mahomes.
10 years ago at 2:35 pmWatson will be a solid qb in the league for a longtime, mahomes will bust, trubisky I feel could go either way
10 years ago at 2:41 pmWatson, easily. Guy is a natural leader who was beyond battle tested in college. Trubisky needed at least another year in school, and going under the wing of the Bears isn’t doing him any favors. I feel like Mahomes could be decent, but he needs a bunch of work
10 years ago at 2:48 pmAnyone else regret telling J-train that he’s too good for the site because now he’s gone and we have this fuckin Wally dude?
10 years ago at 2:59 pmShit I completely forgot about him, I feel like he just faded out and nobody freaked out as much compared to the other writers even though he was one of the best
10 years ago at 7:24 pm