Let’s Get Weird: July 14
It’s Friday, holy shit college football is only like 50 days away, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
College football is 50 days away. Just 50. Out of nowhere. This shit snuck up on me. I have read literally zero offseason coverage or predictions or recruiting rumors but 50 days gets me excited. Texas ushers in the Herman era and I don’t think I’m crazy expecting eight wins this season.
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What are we getting into this weekend?
I’m getting into your mother this weekend.
7 years ago at 1:23 pmHighly doubt it
7 years ago at 1:25 pmnah, fam
7 years ago at 1:53 pmWould you let a chick piss on you?
7 years ago at 1:26 pmThat’s my fetish
7 years ago at 1:34 pmOnly if my immense frock put extra pressure on her bladder and she had no choice.
7 years ago at 2:10 pmYes but if it got on my sheets then I wouldn’t be happy.
7 years ago at 3:14 pmVideo would have been funnier if he hit her with a golf cart, right Dorno?
7 years ago at 1:27 pmIf Herman beats Kansas does he get a raise?
7 years ago at 1:33 pmAfter a month and a half i’m finally back in America. You truly don’t realize how shitty socialism is until you see it first hand.
7 years ago at 1:58 pmI’m reading a book about the Russian transition from a socialist command economy to capitalism (called The Oligarchs); it’s astounding how badly off people were in the days of Soviet socialism. One guy bought a computer in Italy and resold it in Russia for the equivalent of forty-eight years’ salary.
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Need some opinions. Are dad-jokes frat?
7 years ago at 2:09 pmIn certain cases. They can be frat if (a) you use them so sparingly that nobody is expecting it and it actually comes out funny, say, once every other month or so. Or (b) if you use them all the goddamn time just to fuck with people
7 years ago at 2:15 pmI’d say no unless it’s your shtick and you do it all the time. There’s always a place for someone who stays in character. Props if that’s just your default humor.
7 years ago at 2:19 pmAbsolutely are. Family friendly is the new way to go.
7 years ago at 3:13 pmI lose my shit every single time I watch a Brian Reagan clip.
7 years ago at 9:01 pmDumbass of the week? The hay bale guy looking strong
7 years ago at 2:15 pmSand volleyball tournament followed by drinking heavily during the US soccer game and getting jump on stage at the new live music bar drunk.
7 years ago at 2:21 pmFuck soccer, Europe, and you.
7 years ago at 7:25 pm