Let’s Get Weird: July 21

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It’s Friday, OJ gets out the clink in October, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

Office discussion of the day: Is Khloe Kardashian actually OJ’s daughter? Veronica, the Kardashians’ number one fan on the planet, vehemently shoots down any claim that there’s merit to the theory. There is though, right? Khloe looks very little like Kim or Kourtney. The height difference alone is enough to raise a red flag. She’s 5’10” while Kim and Kourtney are like 5’3″. Just saying.

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What are we getting into this weekend?

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  1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    Thinking about getting a ichiro Japanese league jersey. Need some opinions, is this a move or not?

    7 years ago at 11:36 am
    1. SleepingInTheBusches

      Unique enough to be interesting and not the same as anyone else around you, but well-known enough that people know who he is. Perfect choice

      7 years ago at 11:47 am
      1. AbbieSharp

        I get paid over $91 per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I’d be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.
        Heres what I’ve been doing, Click Here And Start Work
        Good luck

        7 years ago at 5:06 am
    2. Great Bambino

      I say go for it. Future Hall of Famer and he had some amazing years while playing in Japan.

      7 years ago at 1:22 pm
      1. LordSchermerhorn

        You pour half a Four Loko into a half-drank 40oz malt liquor (Hurricane, Dickey’s, King Cobra, etc). Once you’re done drinking that you slam the empty bottle on the sidewalk. Tastes ok and it’s less than $5. Gets you hammered in no time at all.

        7 years ago at 1:00 pm
      2. HGL_JMU

        Since lokos are carbonated you gotta pour the loko reallly slow too or it’ll foam up like a motherfucker

        7 years ago at 1:25 pm
  2. PurdueAF

    Going up to Alaska on a family vacation next week and going halibut and salmon fishing for the first time. Yeah, I know, it sounds lame that it’s with my family, but I don’t give a shit. I’ve been looking forward to this for a while.

    7 years ago at 12:08 pm
    1. CanadianB4C0N

      Going up into the Yukon for the same next week. Haven’t had fresh salmon like that in years.

      7 years ago at 3:27 pm
      1. HGL_JMU

        Black ppl can have something to be happy about before they start complaining again.

        7 years ago at 1:26 pm
  3. Finance_Brah

    Parole talk aside, I would take a load of cum on my face to go back in time and experience the OJ trial of the century.

    I’d also do it for free, but hey

    7 years ago at 12:42 pm
    1. Fratty Couples PGA

      Someone who knows me a little too well is making fun of me with these shit accounts. I don’t know who you are, but when I find you, I will verbally abuse you.

      7 years ago at 3:23 pm
    1. SleepingInTheBusches

      Porch drinking and exuding a ready to fuck attitude to send a message to all the dads dropping off their freshman daughters

      7 years ago at 5:27 pm
  4. Great Bambino

    Real question. Are multiple tattoos becoming viewed as more acceptable within Greek culture/after graduation? Like if I’m out on the links wearing shorts and you see me with a couple leg tattoos do you care or judge as a Geed?

    7 years ago at 1:26 pm
    1. DrGonzoTFM

      I personally don’t care if someone has tattoos or not but I’d wager most people would think you’re a geed.

      7 years ago at 3:00 pm
    2. Fratty Couples PGA

      Unfortunately yes, I would judge you. If you really must have a tattoo, get it on your shoulder blade so your boyfriend can look at it while he’s fucking you in that ass. Geed.

      7 years ago at 3:21 pm
  5. Deadlift27

    Almost bought a kryie jersey on sale earlier this week. Had a feeling in my balls something wasn’t right though. Glad I listened to those guys

    7 years ago at 4:04 pm