Let’s Get Weird: July 28
It’s Friday, people are losing their minds on golf courses, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
What’s happening on golf courses in 2017? Not a day goes by that someone isn’t getting annihilated with a golf cart or dragging behind one or getting air from speeding over aggressive fairway undulations. Golf courses used to be safe environments. It’s a leisurely game for fuck’s sake. What’s the matter with all of you? If someone blindsides me with a relatively silent moving electrical golf vehicle, then A) he’s catching these hands, and B) our friendship is on seriously thin ice for eternity. Y’all gotta chill out there.
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Dorn, you’re really showing your age with that second paragraph. Let the boys play.
7 years ago at 10:44 amI would beat said person to death with my golf club if they ran me over with a golf cart. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
7 years ago at 10:51 amI’d absolutely do the same but it’s hard to pass up an opportunity to remind Dorn how old he is.
7 years ago at 10:52 amI’m old, sir.
7 years ago at 10:52 amMany people think sharks are pro trans rights but actually they are sometimes very traditionally minded due to the tight casing of biowax that surrounds their brains.
7 years ago at 10:50 amNot really related to anything but it amazes me that there are still people not willing to admit we fucked up by putting trump in office.
7 years ago at 10:50 amHe’s a clown.
7 years ago at 10:53 amI think he is worth the clownshit soley because McMaster and Mattis are incredible people.
7 years ago at 11:23 amTrump was our best bad decision
7 years ago at 11:24 amThe GOP takes control of the House, Senate, and Presidency, still is too incompetent to pass any major legislation, weak.
7 years ago at 11:55 amI was finally out this week… I still hate Hillary, but wonder where we would be now.
7 years ago at 12:20 pmProbably as equally far down the shitter but a different shitter.
7 years ago at 9:29 pmNothing wrong with seeing clearly enough to recognize that both would have been pretty disastrous but that T-dog is more of a comedic disaster that has potential to do some damage to the average person. #WeNeed3Parties
7 years ago at 10:15 amWe need zero parties. There’s a reason Washington told us to avoid them. And foreign entanglement. Honestly what the fuck happened? Dude would be pissed to see today’s America.
7 years ago at 12:59 pmAlthough I hate Sessions more than anyone else in Trumps cabinet, the shit Trump is doing to him is ridiculous.
7 years ago at 12:30 pmfgfgfg
7 years ago at 12:31 pmI hear ya, man. I’ve got an 8-inch vibrator stuck in my ass, too.
7 years ago at 1:05 pmNah, Trump was indirectly good for a lot of other reasons and much better than a Hillary president.
7 years ago at 1:28 pmNot a fan but he did create a climate where we can get something done eventually.
“eventually”
7 years ago at 1:37 pmWhat? He’s been the most ineffective president in history. McCain is the only motherfucker truly creating a climate to get something done. As for the indirect good, the fact that an uncultured jackass void of any relevant experience was elected president shows that our polls aren’t rigged by Alex Jones’ nightmares of shadow elites. In the end, I’d rather have Trump than Hillary, but he’s still a shitty president regardless.
7 years ago at 1:53 pmHe’s passed zero pieces of major legislation in 6 months despite not needing a single vote from the democrats. Culture of getting things done isn’t how I’d describe his administration
7 years ago at 4:16 pmI don’t like some of the stuff that he has done, but I’m still firmly on board the trumptrain
7 years ago at 3:12 pmI was on board when it was general assholery and heart warmingly misogynistic comments but letting insurance companies screen for pre-existing conditions is a colossally stupid fucking thing to do.
7 years ago at 3:45 pmAgree with the second part of your answer but the “general assholery and misogynistic comments” should definitely have been a red flag to you.
7 years ago at 5:47 amTo be honest I think he got elected because he trolled the entire world and a whole generation raised on computers and irresponsibility thought it was hilarious and voted for him. I voted for Hillary though.
7 years ago at 5:46 amFuck you
7 years ago at 6:06 amThanks
7 years ago at 6:30 amVoted for Johnson, but would have voted for Trump before Hillary if only because he’d piss people off enough to inspire more drastic change next time around. If Bush brought us Obama I can’t image what kind of liberal backswing T-Money is gonna conjure up.
7 years ago at 10:29 amAlso voted for Johnson but even that felt like settling. Not the best the LP had to offer. Probably would’ve voted Kenniston second before either Trump or Hillary.
7 years ago at 1:01 pmAnd he’d have to inspire more than one generation. He was happy to spout vague promises of prosperity and pandering to levels no other would touch for fear of being called out but as they say, “No ever went broke by overestimating people’s stupidity”
7 years ago at 10:32 am“No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me — has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.” – HL Mencken
7 years ago at 10:44 amHonestly thought that was going to be a Trump quote until I got to the end.
7 years ago at 6:31 amIn my jack ass opinion I believe it depends what type of golf game your playing that day. If you’re trying to input your score and get your handicap down yes getting ran over like a little bitch sucks but otherwise if your drinking having fun fuck it. It can be both a gentleman’s and degenerates game. I mean for fucks sake the Scottish created it
7 years ago at 11:00 amRecently I saw the painting Golf Players on the Ice by Hendrick Avercamp. Looks like a very fratworthy outing.
7 years ago at 12:33 pmYou ever hear how many shots there are in a fifth of whiskey?
7 years ago at 5:48 amEighteen, one for each hole. That’s why there are eighteen holes on a golf course.
7 years ago at 6:53 am‘He’s catching these hands’ what a badass
7 years ago at 11:01 amHere’s a question for all you seamen suckers. Why is it that people on twitter still think they’re the majority and what they believe is what the majority believes? This election proved that to be not only false but show how out of touch Hollywood is and how social media is not the majority.
7 years ago at 11:03 amTwitter is an echo chamber. You can follow people who parrot everything you believe in and idiots start to think everyone thinks the way they do. Throw in the fact that twitter is rigged to promote replies of certain people to the top of the thread and you’ve got a recipe for hive-mind.
7 years ago at 11:08 amGood ass answer Gonzo
7 years ago at 11:12 amWill forever explain Twitter as this
7 years ago at 1:06 pmBecause it’s human nature to think you’re right and everyone else is wrong.
7 years ago at 9:32 pmChug bleach dorn
7 years ago at 11:38 amYour sister smokes and pokes
7 years ago at 10:02 pmAnyone know the best way to remove an 8-inch vibrator from my ass? It’s been stuck there for a week and while I enjoy having it there, I’m worried about the long-term health issues caused by, you know, having an 8-inch vibrator in my ass.
7 years ago at 12:59 pmAsk the virginator. I’m sure he can help you out.
7 years ago at 11:06 amDorno, are we getting an article about Un’s latest missile? On that topic, taking bets on how long until a world power wrecks Un and North Korea is no more. I’m guessing 2-3 years at this rate.
7 years ago at 2:03 pmTrying to take out un/n Korea , in almost any scenario means sacrificing Seoul, and that’s just talking about airstrikes. Going for a ground invasion is going to cost American lives that, frankly, aren’t worth spending on Kim Jong’s fat ass. So not too likely.
7 years ago at 5:06 pmWhich is why I kept it broad – world power, not just US. Numbnuts will land a strike eventually, and whether he hits the intended target or not is irrelevant. The alternative is we let him fire missiles all around without repercussion.
7 years ago at 9:22 pmUnless he pisses of China to the point Jinping is ok with wiping North Korea off the map Un’s got the geopolitics equivalent of a hall pass.
7 years ago at 9:37 pmJesus Christ, how complex do you guys need this to be? Un will fuck up beyond forgiveness eventually — only asked “when?”
7 years ago at 6:44 pmSo basically you’re asking how long until he pisses off China
7 years ago at 6:44 pmAnyone looking to buy some property? I’m considering putting an add on Zillow for some of the real estate I own in Fratty Mcfratfrat’s head. I own quite a lot and it’s becoming increasingly difficult to maintain.
7 years ago at 3:48 pmGood one
7 years ago at 11:09 amYou’re next chief
7 years ago at 12:14 pm