Let’s Get Weird: July 28
It’s Friday, people are losing their minds on golf courses, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
What’s happening on golf courses in 2017? Not a day goes by that someone isn’t getting annihilated with a golf cart or dragging behind one or getting air from speeding over aggressive fairway undulations. Golf courses used to be safe environments. It’s a leisurely game for fuck’s sake. What’s the matter with all of you? If someone blindsides me with a relatively silent moving electrical golf vehicle, then A) he’s catching these hands, and B) our friendship is on seriously thin ice for eternity. Y’all gotta chill out there.
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Best cigarettes? And if you say menthol or newports fuck you.
7 years ago at 7:04 pmNewports. I stick the lit end up my ass and let my roommate Gerald suck the filter.
7 years ago at 10:40 pmCowboy killers or lights, depending on what I’m doing. Parliaments are nice if you’re into nose candy.
7 years ago at 5:54 amAre PFG’s considered cargos?
7 years ago at 9:24 pmNot in my book
7 years ago at 11:02 pmThis may go to the Supreme Court.
7 years ago at 2:06 pmPardon me?
7 years ago at 5:12 pmWent to see Guns n Roses in downtown St Louis last night. Holy fucking shit was it incredible. Easily the greatest show I’ve ever seen. If you have the chance to see them on this tour you absolutely have to.
7 years ago at 9:31 pmI’m liking the fire, Dorn. Those videos, while funny, were causing me to lose faith in humanity.
7 years ago at 5:43 amHow is the new website strategy of silencing the best writers and replacing them with Wally’s fecal matter going Dorn?
7 years ago at 4:35 pm