Let’s Get Weird: July 7
It’s Friday, it’s scorching hot outside, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
Your boy moved from the burbs to the city and closed on my house this week so it’s been a mentally and physically exhausting one for me, but I’ve got my feet under me again and I’m ready to get after it. Did y’all miss me? Have you been talking about me? Wondering where I’ve been? Did you cry? Even realize I’ve been MIA?
Lots of things happening behind the scenes at the HQ right now: talks of a new podcast, the building of our freelance network, video production taking off, etc. All good stuff.
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What are we getting into this weekend?
Why couldn’t Beethoven find his piano teacher? Because he was HAYDN! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
7 years ago at 2:35 pmThat joke is way too classy for this crowd.
7 years ago at 3:07 pmDo you use a pay pal account.. in case if you have you can include an additional 1200 every week to your pay check only working from home for two hours each day…
7 years ago at 7:38 pmgo to_____ http://www.fl-y.com/3ptr
show us your tits
7 years ago at 4:44 pmBet you thought that one was gonna land didn’t you junior
7 years ago at 10:06 pmSTFU
7 years ago at 2:02 amHow about you make me you little bitch
7 years ago at 2:40 pmI don’t get the joke?
7 years ago at 3:10 pmI’ll handle this one, ma’am… 1) Haydn really was Beethoven’s piano teacher. 2) It’s pronounced HIDIN’. He couldn’t find his piano teacher because he was hidin’.
7 years ago at 3:18 pmGreatest comedian of all time? Me personally I’d say it’s carlin with Chappelle being a close second. But I’ve heard a lot of interesting answers to this question.
7 years ago at 2:44 pmJay Hickman always made me laugh
7 years ago at 3:41 pmRichard Pryor
7 years ago at 3:52 pmRodney Dangerfield
Garry Shandling
Louis CK
Solid list if you’re also counting Chapelle. I’d throw Chris Rock in there too.
7 years ago at 3:54 pmBo Burnham
7 years ago at 3:53 pmSteve Martin’s old standup was fire.
7 years ago at 3:55 pmAlso Denis Leary, Jeff Foxworthy and Rodney Dangerfield are all great.
7 years ago at 3:55 pmFoxworthy had his hits and couldn’t come up with anything original after that.
7 years ago at 5:03 pmOl’ Billy Ballsack is still my favorite. Dice Man, Kinison, Pryor, and Patton Oswalt are up there. Comedy is too subjective for an across the board ranking.
7 years ago at 4:15 pmGeorge Carlin
7 years ago at 6:09 pmBill Murray
Michael Richards or Jerry Seinfeld
Ron White
Oh I forgot Frabst has made us all Nazis now, or at least we can be open about it. Heil Hitler.
7 years ago at 4:25 pmRon White always gets my ass going.
7 years ago at 7:32 pmBrian Reagan, easily favorite clean comedian.
7 years ago at 7:36 pmEddie Murphy set my standard with Delirious and Raw.
7 years ago at 10:26 pmHow has no one said Daniel tosh. -pax fuckin out
7 years ago at 11:14 amStay out
7 years ago at 7:03 amAny engineering majors out there? Anyone in the workforce currently? Just curious
7 years ago at 2:46 pmThere are a ton on PGP.
7 years ago at 3:17 pmIm a biomedical engineering mahor working currently ask away.
7 years ago at 9:12 pmMajor* not an english major obviously
7 years ago at 9:13 pmWhen is the housewarming rager? Are we invited?
7 years ago at 2:52 pmDid you register with authorities as required by the courts?
7 years ago at 3:04 pmWhat do the Easter bunny, the tooth fairy, and the Holocaust all have in common?
7 years ago at 3:10 pmI tell my children stories about them before they go to sleep
7 years ago at 3:13 pm*All in unison* WHAT??
7 years ago at 3:13 pmYour parents never introduced any of them into your life?
7 years ago at 3:53 pmThey’re all fake.
7 years ago at 3:57 pmThey all originated in Germany or Germanic nations. Not making this up, tooth fairy comes from middle-European and the Easter Bunny or “Osterhase/Oster Haws” came to America from German Protestants.
7 years ago at 4:39 pmDon’t ask why I know that. I have a weird brain.
7 years ago at 4:41 pmWell I didn’t know that so thanks for bringing that to my attention. I was aiming for they are made up stories for adolescents.
7 years ago at 9:16 pmHelp me out here, Frabst. Do you truly support anti-Semitism, or are you parodying it to make its supporters look ridiculous? Because if it’s the latter, you’re doing a pretty good job.
7 years ago at 9:33 amYour family members got fucked by the tooth fairy dressed up in a bunny costume during the holocaust?
7 years ago at 5:38 pmYou’re thinking of the Bunny Man of Fairfax County Virginia.
7 years ago at 9:22 pmThis might be Frabst’s first lapped comment.
7 years ago at 6:13 pmThey all aren’t real.
7 years ago at 6:16 pmWho will run for president in 2020?
7 years ago at 3:11 pmthevaginator
7 years ago at 3:54 pmC’mon, he’d be hilarious in the debates. Sir, what is your position on immigration reform? My position is standing behind your mom putting my dick in her ass. Sir, could you answer the question? Why don’t you come to Knoxville and make me, bitch. Sir, that doesn’t make any sense. Swing and a miss there, champ.
7 years ago at 4:03 pmThat’s hilarious?
7 years ago at 4:20 pmthevaginator is the logical successor to Trump as we descend into Idiocracy.
7 years ago at 4:42 amI think you’d be pretty good since you’re a try hard for upvotes. Hopefully translate that to trying really hard to get the publics approval.
7 years ago at 5:40 pmOh man!
7 years ago at 7:32 pmSwing and a miss there champ
7 years ago at 4:43 amStrange women in ponds distributing swords 2020
7 years ago at 5:20 pmI’m still eligible for another term.
7 years ago at 1:24 amWorst fucking idea ever
7 years ago at 9:15 pmI need some bad advice, this girl I’ve been trying to hook up with started ghosting me when summer started. Couple weeks ago I made out with one of her sisters and she texted me not 5 min. later at 12:30am. She also drunk texted me last weekend. What’s my move?
7 years ago at 3:47 pmFuck her right in the pussy
7 years ago at 3:49 pmHe’s right
7 years ago at 3:52 pmDon’t go for the safe route. Try and turn this into a threesome
7 years ago at 4:07 pmGo big or go home
7 years ago at 6:11 pmShe didn’t take you seriously until she realized there was competition. Classic example of “the best way to get pussy is to have pussy”. Capitalize in the very near future
7 years ago at 7:45 pmMoney works that way too. My two favorite things in this life. I also love Hitler.
7 years ago at 4:28 pmConsidering the following handguns. Need some good opinions on them. Springfield Xd9, Glock g19 gen4, wesson mp shield 9, Springfield xdm, and Sig 320.
7 years ago at 3:55 pmAll good choices but I’d go with the Sig.
7 years ago at 3:56 pm.44 Magnum “The most powerful handgun in the world”.
7 years ago at 6:15 pmS&W .500 magnum
7 years ago at 5:14 pmkimber 1911
7 years ago at 10:58 pmComing from someone who’s family is in special operations choose the Glock 19 gen3. It’s what people in the special forces are using because of its reliability. Every time you pull the trigger it will shoot. Not a good looking gun but by far the most functional
7 years ago at 8:51 amGlock 32 it’s larger, and more accurate.
7 years ago at 4:24 pmI have a sig 2022, a glock gen 1 17, a Springfield subcompact 9, and a Springfield Xdm 40. If you haven’t, shoot the Springfield and the Glock. The cant on the handles is a little different, so some people are Springfield people, and some folks are Glocks fans. The Sig 320 is double action only so I wouldn’t go with that. Springfield is offering 4 mags and a holster with any new purchase, so honesty I would look more at them.
7 years ago at 12:30 amDeep throat a cactus dorn
7 years ago at 6:17 pmDon’t talk about Mr. Dorn that way he’s always been too nice to us in our tents teaching us self defense at summer camp – Cub Scout Pack 38.
7 years ago at 9:14 pm