Let’s Get Weird: September 15
7 years ago

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It’s Friday, fleece season is approaching, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

For those of you in the Chicago area, Dave, Will, and I will be there the last weekend of September to connect with one of our biggest PGP listener and reader contingencies. This is obviously more of a postgrad thing but if any of you want to come out and throw some back with us, we encourage you to do so. We’re organizing a Douche Bag Bar Crawl for Saturday evening.

Be on the lookout for the posting of our official itinerary.

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What are we getting into this weekend?

    1. thevaginator

      Alright slugger you’ve had a good run but I think it’s time we put you down

      7 years ago at 6:27 pm
      1. NiceGuy1216

        Why haven’t you been put down? You’re a pathetic troll with too much time on your hands. You’re clearly a fucking nerd and I’m not convinced you’re even in college. You’re probably a 200 pound gamer with a chip on your shoulder that found a place to shit post. I will now troll you whenever I’m drunk and bored.

        7 years ago at 12:22 am
      2. thevaginator

        And ill beat the living shit out of you if you ever grow the balls to do anything

        7 years ago at 8:48 pm
    2. BobMotherFuckingBarker

      Feels like a steal considering the dodgers have lost 13 of 15 or something like that

      7 years ago at 1:24 pm
  4. BayBro650

    Dillon reports are coming in that Chicago is gonna be sidewalk slammin’. Be careful

    7 years ago at 1:47 pm
  5. ThinkThereforeFRAT

    I wonder if they are doing something to the voting system to skew people’s perception and then change it again later to make us all think that the site is getting better.

    7 years ago at 2:11 pm
    1. thevaginator

      They know the site is done so they are gradually making it worse instead of just putting it out of its misery.

      7 years ago at 3:14 pm
  8. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    If you lick Mia Khalifas butthole, are you also licking all of the black dicks that have ever been inside it?

    7 years ago at 3:10 pm
  9. thevaginator

    The bunghole on today’s whore is just begging to be plowed. Would love to pleasure it.

    7 years ago at 6:26 pm
    2. InternationalFratStudent

      Even when the comment section is all fucked up you still managed to be the mouth breather of the bunch

      7 years ago at 12:35 am
      4. NiceGuy1216

        Dear thevaginator,

        Your trolling is admirable while also… Extremely sad. You post threats to fight random internet commenters, while we all know you could never go through with…Due to the fact they are anonymous accounts. You clearly have nothing else to fill up your time other than extreme trolling on TFM, then eventually PGP (of which you were band from). I suggest sports, or friends. Maybe talking to your parents to work through the irrational anger.

        7 years ago at 7:22 pm
      6. NiceGuy1216

        That wasn’t a relevant response to my comment Vaginator. I honestly…Kind of…Expected more from you.

        7 years ago at 8:24 pm
      7. thevaginator

        Kid, I have more money than you, fuck more girls than you, and would beat your sorry ass. I’m literally taking a shit in a 2400sqft suite at the Encore in Vegas right now and had floor seats for the fight. In about 2 hours I will be getting a dance floor table at xs and will be bringing whatever slut I decide to bring to my table back to my room later and plowing her. You aren’t even close to being on my level.

        7 years ago at 11:48 pm
      9. Wraith

        This is what a poor dreams about as he sucks dick to have enough money for the McD’s value menu.

        7 years ago at 3:45 pm
      11. Sanders

        Even without knowing who you are, I am 100% positive that you are worth less than 1% of what I am worth. So maybe you should sit the fuck down.

        7 years ago at 7:25 pm
      12. thevaginator

        Oh please kid you make 30k a year and are gonna be chained to a cubicle for the rest of your life. I own you.

        7 years ago at 9:31 pm
      13. NiceGuy1216

        Vagey (can I call you vagey?) If you were doing ANY of these things you wouldn’t be constantly posting on TFM about it. Surely the other commenters realize this. If you want to engage in a pissing contest pm me your actual trust fund assets.

        If there is an ounce of logic left in any of you…STOP TROLLING. You are all ruining this site. Who wants to write an article just get annihilated.

        7 years ago at 10:58 pm
      14. thevaginator

        First of all there’s no pm on here dumb shit. But as I’ve said before my father is a high level executive at one of the biggest hospitality and restaurant brands in the world so just know that no matter what your broke ass is doing I could buy you 10x over. Second I would beat the living shit out of you, but we all know you won’t do shit. Fucking pussy. So grow a pair of balls and do something or sit down before you get knocked out kid

        7 years ago at 1:54 am
      15. NiceGuy1216

        So…What you’re saying is…Your dad works at McDonald’s. Have you been promoted to big Mac assembly yet?
        Ya fuck me right? I’m an engineer and my dad (cringing to even write that) sold his oil company for over 900 million, which was a company comprised of five people. Fuck you Vaginator lets fight. Via online shit posting. Or in real life whichever comes first. So probably shit posting.

        7 years ago at 7:19 pm
      17. KSig1869ab

        Nope that’s not where you live. Every time you give out a fake address you just prove how much of a pussy you really are. Pussy.

        7 years ago at 10:13 pm
      18. thevaginator

        Well look who crawled back from his mom’s basement. Surprised you’re still talking shit after the ass beating i gave you. How about you sit back down before you get knocked out…again.

        7 years ago at 11:12 pm
      19. NiceGuy1216

        I’ll be there in 14 hours. Wear your snuggy and bring your thermos full of spaghettios. If you forget the meat balls, the fight is on, it was always on, but it will be on on another level. DO NOT FORGET THE MEATBALLS

        7 years ago at 3:55 pm
      20. NiceGuy1216

        Spagettios with out meatballs aren’t shit. The Vaginator without a snuggie clearly isn’t the Vaginator.

        7 years ago at 5:47 pm
      22. NiceGuy1216

        What will you wear to identify yourself then? Let’s be honest… The more important question is how much you weigh. If this is an uncomfortable question just give me a range… 200-300, 300-400, 400 lbs +. Can you even lift yourself away from the computer to go down to the address you gave me?

        7 years ago at 9:08 pm
      23. thevaginator

        Honestly kid I think you’re full of shit. You expect me to wake up at 6:45 so I can wait for your bitch ass who I’m 99% sure isn’t gonna show. Pick a reasonable time and I’ll make sure you find me so I can give you the ass beating you so desperately deserve. I have class until 3pm tomorrow but am totally free after

        7 years ago at 11:51 pm
      25. NiceGuy1216

        How…How could you think I was being serious in the first place? What’s your major? Someone as illogical as you with this much time on your hands can’t be more than a PR or General Studies major. P.S. …You’re dumb.

        7 years ago at 5:12 pm
      26. thevaginator

        You’re right man I totally forgot to take into account that you are a massive pussy. How foolish of me to think that you would ever have the balls to do something. Fucking bitch

        7 years ago at 7:16 pm
      27. NiceGuy1216

        Your comment, once again, didn’t actually apply to mine…I don’t even know what to say at this point. Why would I travel anywhere to fuck with you man, especially when I can just do it on the comment’s section of TFM. Crawl back into your XXXL sized snuggie and go to sleep…

        7 years ago at 8:59 pm
      28. thevaginator

        So what you’re saying is that you don’t have the balls to back up the shit you talk. That’s called being a pussy little man

        7 years ago at 10:35 pm
      30. NiceGuy1216

        Bruh I told you to bring spghettios and wear a snuggy. Clearly that was a joke. I don’t live anywhere near Tennessee, you think I’d actually drive 14 hours to punch you in your chubby face…come on man.

        7 years ago at 4:41 pm
      31. Snow Man

        I see what you’re trying to do but having expectations of the virginator will only lead to disappointment.

        7 years ago at 2:04 pm
    1. NiceGuy1216

      Without Dorn, you’d have nowhere else to shitpost your tired ass comment. Maybe fuck you, YourSister69.

      7 years ago at 7:14 pm